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(INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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STEVE: AJ!
AJ: Yeah?
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STEVE: Am I taking
her downstairs?
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She's cleared, right?
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AJ: Yeah, bring her
over to discharge area.
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I think her friend's
picking her up.
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STEVE: Are you ready,
Miss Franco?
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♪ Gray skies are
Gonna clear up ♪
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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♪ Brush off the clouds
And cheer up ♪
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here
for Laura Franco.
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Laura Franco! Franco!
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- (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING)
- MAZIE: Don't shush me.
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- Laura. Ugh!
- RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am.
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- Quiet.
- What?
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Oh, my God, it's bright.
Sorry, I'm late.
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How are you feeling?
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(GROANS) Like death.
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(SIGHS) Me, too.
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Ooh! Steve.
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♪ And spread sunshine ♪
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I'm Mazie.
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♪ All over the place ♪
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ATTENDANT: I'm married.
MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are.
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♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪
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(GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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I love you.
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
Cross and bickerish ♪
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♪ Don't sit and whine ♪
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♪ Think of banana splits
And licorice ♪
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♪ And you'll feel fine ♪
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♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪
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♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪
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♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪
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Even I feel sick
being in here.
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Thank God
I'm here to pick you up.
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♪ So spread sunshine ♪
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- (SIRENS WAILING)
- ♪ All over the place ♪
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DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer
in the lower abdominal region.
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♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪
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JACOB: (SIGHS)
You need a caretaker.
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I can't do it all...
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It's been a year almost now
of tests and treatments.
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(SIGHS) Fuck!
I need time for me.
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I'm sorry.
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- Let's talk about this.
- I can't.
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Let's talk about this, Jacob.
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Please, Jacob.
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STEVE: Can she walk out
without...
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MAZIE: Yep, we're good.
One foot at a time.
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LAURA: Please don't do this.
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You're breaking up with me?
(GRUNTS)
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- Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob!
- MAZIE: Delicate flower.
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Jacob!
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Jacob!
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(SIGHS)
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(YELLS) Jacob!
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- (SOBBING)
- NURSE: Shit!
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey...
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Jacob! (CRYING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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- (CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
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MAZIE: Okay.
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- (MAZIE GRUNTS)
- (BAG CLATTERS)
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Oh, my God.
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(EXHALES)
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We did it.
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Huh? Okay, slow walks.
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Home sweet home.
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(GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh!
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How does it feel to be
back at your mom's?
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(UNDER BREATH) Not that
she's ever here anymore.
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(KETTLE WHISTLING)
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Your mom sent you
12 pies, 100 cookies
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and $5,000?
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She loves to send
sugar and dough
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when she's on a diet.
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What does she think?
Carbs cure cancer?
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(CUPS CLINKING)
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What is that?
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MAZIE: What's what?
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There's a box
and a bag over there.
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- What?
- (GRUNTS) Ah!
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What is it?
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Jacob called me
and asked me to pick up
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some of your stuff.
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(LAURA SIGHS)
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- (SOBS)
- MAZIE: Oh, okay.
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I know... I know it sucks.
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Okay, I know it sucks.
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But, you're home now,
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and the surgery went well
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and you got $5,000.
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Let's take a beat here, okay?
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I'm your ride or die, bitch,
all right?
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Every second,
every minute of every day.
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I'm fucking here
with you, okay?
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- Okay, thank you.
- It's gonna be okay.
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Thank you.
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Wait, fuck, what time is it?
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3:34?
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Fuck! I have to go, shit!
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I gotta go downtown, ugh!
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I'm doing this
really stupid reading,
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but the producer wants
to fuck me,
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- so the pay is good.
- Wait, now?
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Yeah, ting! Laura.
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You are a hero and a champion.
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay? Eat some pie.
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Sleep and don't cry.
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Don't cry.
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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
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- MAZIE: Bye.
- (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(LAURA SOBS)
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♪♪
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(CONTINUES SOBBING)
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♪♪
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(LAURA GRUNTING)
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Why doesn't
he love me anymore?
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(SHRIEKS, CRIES)
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♪♪
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DELIVERY MAN: Uh,
package for Laura Franco?
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(SOBBING) I'm disgusting.
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That's me.
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LAURA: It's just tissues.
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- Okay. Nice.
- I ran out.
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Oh, well, I'm glad
you ordered more.
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(LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
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- Hey.
- LAURA: Good to see you,
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- Amazon man.
- Still crying?
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(LAURA BLOWING NOSE)
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He just loves her.
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He really loves her.
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(SOBS) I don't like that one.
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DELIVERY MAN:
Laura, good to see you.
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LAURA: Thank you.
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Do you mind if I...
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I just... I really need
a hug right now.
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DELIVERY MAN:
I don't know if I'm... Oh!
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LAURA: (SOBS)
I really needed this.
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(SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT)
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- (PLAYING PIANO)
- LAURA: (SINGING) ♪ Hi ♪
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♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
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JACOB: Hey, Laura.
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Could you come
sing this for me?
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♪ Please have a seat ♪
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Yep.
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♪ Coffee or tea ♪
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What do you think of, um...
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♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪
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♪ Stay for a while ♪
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- Enchanté.
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
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- I really love the new lyrics.
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)
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(PLAYING PIANO CHORD)
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JACOB: I actually wanna
talk to you about something.
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I want you to be the lead
of House of Good Women.
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LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob.
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It's my dream.
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(JACOB CHUCKLES)
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LAURA: It's everything
I've ever wanted.
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JACOB: I know.
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That's why
I'm offering it to you.
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- (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE)
- (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAURA SNIFFLES)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(FLOOR CREAKS)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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Hello?
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(MUSIC FADES)
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(TRAFFIC WHOOSHING)
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- MAZIE: Laura?
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(LAURA GASPS)
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MAZIE: Hello?
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(KEYS JANGLING)
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MAZIE: What did
you do last night?
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- Uh, I read...
- MAZIE: Hmm.
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...made soup.
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Worked on the music
for House of Good Women...
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- (MAZIE GASPS)
- ...for a little bit.
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- Oh, my God.
- My voice is...
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I forgot to tell you.
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Little Yale drama bitch,
Taylor Gregory, would not
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stop talking about going in
for Jacob last week.
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I almost taped her mouth shut.
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- Wait. What do you mean?
- It's like...
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The show isn't even that good.
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Finishing School for Girls,
written by a dude...
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- Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie.
- ...I'm literally asleep.
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- Stop, stop.
- Yeah, what? What?
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What do you mean
going in for Jacob?
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Are the auditions out?
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Yeah. Didn't you get one?
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- No.
- Why are you practicing then?
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Because I like to keep
my vocal cords warm.
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- Aw, shit, Laura.
- Wait. Did you get one?
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Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson
is casting it,
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and I don't fuck with her.
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Oh, my God, I can't.
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I mean, I... I thought that
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at the very least
he'd still...
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Do... Do you think Jacob
still wants me in the show?
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I mean...
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You did just have surgery
a few weeks ago.
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Maybe...
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Maybe he thinks
you can't perform right now.
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And...
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Maybe you can't.
I mean... (SIGHS)
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You still kind of
have cancer, right?
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(CAR HONKING HORN)
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I guess, I...
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We're here.
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I love you.
Give me a big, fat hug.
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Oh, you're not...
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- You're not coming with me?
- Mmm-mmm.
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I can't. I gotta go to karate.
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I love you so much.
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- I love you.
- Call me after.
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(LAURA SOBS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Aren't you used
to this by now?
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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (RAIN PATTERING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAURA EXHALES)
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(PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(LAURA SOBS)
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(SOBS)
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(LINE RINGING)
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No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS)
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- (PHONE CLATTERS)
- (WINCES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(THUDDING CONTINUES)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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- (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
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(LOW GRUMBLING)
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- (INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
- (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY)
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Hello?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
- (LOW GRUMBLING)
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(MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES)
255
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,622
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
256
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,358
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
257
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,862
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
258
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,766
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
259
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,577
- (MOUSE SQUEAKS)
- (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS)
260
00:12:57,578 --> 00:13:00,447
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
261
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,749
(SIGHS)
262
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,084
Oh, thank God.
263
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,087
- (EXHALES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
264
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,757
(LOW GRUMBLING)
265
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,127
(INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING)
266
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,773
(MONSTER GROWLS)
267
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,277
What's up?
268
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,746
(LAURA SCREAMS)
269
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,449
(PANTING)
270
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,886
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
271
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,855
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD)
272
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,861
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
273
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,566
MONSTER: Hey, stranger.
274
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,137
(CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure
what kind of tea you drank.
275
00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:58,805
Hope green's all right.
276
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,426
(LAURA SCREAMS)
277
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,512
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
278
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,815
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
279
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,154
- You done?
- LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah!
280
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:15,939
Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES)
281
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,723
It's too bad you conked out.
282
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,793
I have this pretty neat
monster routine I do now.
283
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,628
I think you'd find it to be,
284
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,464
um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very,
285
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:25,898
well, scary.
286
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,634
(CHUCKLES)
You don't remember me?
287
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,168
At all?
288
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,906
1994? Tropical Storm Beryl?
289
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,474
Your mom was out late.
Shocker.
290
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,344
You freaked out
and saw me under the bed.
291
00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:40,247
- No?
- What? What is happening?
292
00:14:40,248 --> 00:14:41,314
Okay? A little offensive.
293
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,748
What about '01?
294
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,151
You got in trouble?
Opened the closet.
295
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,417
We bumped into each other.
296
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853
Right? My beard was
a little patchier
297
00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:48,155
in my tween years.
298
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,024
Nothing?
299
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,993
Okay. Oh!
300
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,828
That, uh,
that musical theater kid.
301
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:56,829
What was his name again?
302
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,600
- Benji?
- Benji!
303
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,503
Should've eaten
that little motherfucker.
304
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,472
You're a real temptress,
305
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,540
- you know that?
- (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR)
306
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,242
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (BENJI SCREAMING)
307
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,279
(YOUNG LAURA GASPS)
308
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,463
MONSTER: But I was young.
309
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:15,647
Can't be too hard on myself.
310
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,850
LAURA: This can't be real.
This isn't real.
311
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,886
Are you gonna hurt me?
312
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,023
(CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know.
Do you want me to hurt you?
313
00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:24,024
(SOFTLY) No.
314
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,130
Then, what do you want?
315
00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,897
So. (CHUCKLES)
316
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,233
I'm not really
a roommates guy.
317
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,701
Uh, after you moved out,
318
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,404
and your mom started
travelling,
319
00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:39,071
doing all that spa shit.
320
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:43,410
I kinda, actually, realized
I prefer living alone.
321
00:15:43,411 --> 00:15:46,179
But then, tonight,
you saw me, I saw you,
322
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,513
and then you were
on the floor,
323
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,716
and I can't just leave you
lying there like that.
324
00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:51,251
I mean, I'm a monster,
but I'm not...
325
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,986
a monster, you know.
326
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,705
Anyway, I thought
about our situation,
327
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,424
and here's what I think
we should do.
328
00:15:57,425 --> 00:15:59,491
Do you mind?
329
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,493
I think we both
take the night.
330
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,495
(CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup.
331
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,898
Then tomorrow, you get up,
you have your coffee,
332
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,683
you, uh, you pack
your shit up,
333
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,469
- and get out!
- (LAURA SCREAMS)
334
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,571
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
335
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,409
But I... I can't leave,
this is my house.
336
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,410
Well, it's my house now.
337
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413
But I have nowhere else to go.
338
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,082
I wasn't asking.
339
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,452
(MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY,
EXHALES)
340
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,126
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
341
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,096
- All right.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
342
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,067
It's just that
I'm talking to a monster.
343
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:42,134
And... And...
And you're scary.
344
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,353
You're really freaking me out
right now.
345
00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:46,572
- No, stop! Please stop.
- And I'm sad.
346
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,941
- I'm really, really sad.
- (MONSTER SCOFFS)
347
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,310
I just need you out
of the fucking house.
348
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,080
- LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES)
- I need you out of the house.
349
00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,313
It's a... Fine!
350
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,682
- Fine!
- (LAURA STOPS CRYING)
351
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,718
(MONSTER SIGHS)
352
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389
Okay, two weeks.
353
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,156
You got two weeks.
354
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,758
- Two weeks?
- Yeah.
355
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,395
After that, you're outta here.
You pack your bags,
356
00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:09,628
you hit the fucking pavement.
357
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,664
And you know what else?
While you're here,
358
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,732
you follow my rules. Okay?
359
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,135
Number one,
don't get in my way.
360
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,105
Number two,
don't tell me what to do.
361
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,575
And number three,
if you tell anyone about me,
362
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:25,245
I'll rip your
fucking throat out.
363
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,979
(SIGHS)
364
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,551
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
365
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,604
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA SCREAMS)
366
00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:53,205
(YELPS)
367
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,674
Yeah, you better run.
368
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,608
(LAURA GRUNTING)
369
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,078
- Still got it. Still got it!
- (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING)
370
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,080
♪♪
371
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,983
♪ I won't be far behind ♪
372
00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:05,451
(LAURA GASPS)
373
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,919
- (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
- Hey.
374
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,222
♪♪
375
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,089
Hey!
376
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,126
♪♪
377
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,130
♪ Hide and you're
probably found ♪
378
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:20,699
♪♪
379
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,635
♪ It makes no difference
What you say ♪
380
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:24,537
♪ You can never get away ♪
381
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,872
♪ From me ♪
382
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,974
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
383
00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,576
(WHIRRING STOPS)
384
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,946
(SWITCH CLICKING)
385
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,882
♪♪
386
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,651
MONSTER: That's enough.
387
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,352
For the love of God.
388
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,804
Play a different song.
389
00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:43,256
Play a different song!
390
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,358
I'm so annoyed!
391
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,261
I'm so annoyed right now.
(GRUNTING)
392
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,298
I had to do that.
393
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,632
Monster?
394
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,936
♪♪
395
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,339
♪ You can never get away ♪
396
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,156
What'd I say?
397
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,299
(MONSTER GRUNTS)
398
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,442
(THERMOSTAT CRACKS)
399
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,043
MAN 1: (OVER TV)
Yeah, I know.
400
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,246
I've been through this before.
401
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,131
She's everything
you've ever dreamed of.
402
00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:11,017
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
403
00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:12,485
(MONSTER SNIFFING)
404
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,939
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
405
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,792
- Hello.
- MONSTER: Hello.
406
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,693
MAN 2: All right.
407
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367
(MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY)
408
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,070
Can I help you?
409
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,574
MONSTER: No, I'm just
looking for something to read.
410
00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:35,975
Is that a problem with you?
411
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,212
No, it's not a problem
with me at all. It's just...
412
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,013
MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
413
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,583
WOMAN: You didn't write
very often.
414
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:44,716
Little books.
415
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,019
weren't very interesting
so I tore them up.
416
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,356
It's cute.
417
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,824
WOMAN: A lady doesn't
correspond...
418
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:52,824
Sesame chicken?
419
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,628
- Yeah.
- Shun Lee?
420
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,165
- Yeah.
- Cool. It's a good spot.
421
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,303
Oh, look, little dog.
(CHUCKLES)
422
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:04,936
Lots of little things.
423
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,155
- Are you hungry?
- MONSTER: No.
424
00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:07,374
MAN 2: Well, you're right.
425
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,275
I already ate.
426
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,942
So you don't want
any sesame chicken?
427
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,112
If I wanted sesame chicken,
I'd eat some sesame chicken.
428
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,414
That's odd,
'cause you keep looking
429
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:15,614
at the sesame chicken.
430
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,399
I don't keep looking
at the sesame chicken.
431
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,185
You keep looking
at the sesame chicken.
432
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,290
- Let me just make you a plate.
- I don't want a plate.
433
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,992
- I ordered too much, anyway.
- Sure, give me the extra food.
434
00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:27,376
- Let me just make you a plate.
- Dying to feed me...
435
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:28,386
- Take some chicken, and...
- ...your sesame chicken.
436
00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:29,396
- let's stop talking about it.
- Just give it to me.
437
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,864
Just hand it to me! Mmm.
438
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,031
Mmm.
439
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,934
MAN 2: From the very first
moment I saw you...
440
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,969
(MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY)
441
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,438
(GROWLS)
442
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,406
Ha!
443
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,676
Can you order some more?
444
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,679
(MAN 3 SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
445
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,680
MONSTER: Mmm.
446
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,719
The ratio of pork to dough
447
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,152
is a little off.
448
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,555
But I like the taste, generally.
449
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,391
- You're dripping on yourself.
- MONSTER: Oh.
450
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,528
Look at that. Oops!
451
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,363
Oh, what? Wait.
452
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,333
- (MAN ON TV GRUNTING)
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)
453
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,700
This supposed
to be a documentary?
454
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,537
Well, clearly not.
He's doing it all wrong.
455
00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,722
Strike down, not across.
456
00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:14,906
You're flailing, man.
457
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,243
- (CHANNEL CHANGES)
- Hey, I was watching that.
458
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:20,746
Oh, my God!
Best movie ever made.
459
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,216
The music it... (SIGHS)
always makes me wanna cry.
460
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,035
- No.
- Give it to me.
461
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,219
- Give me that.
- No!
462
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,722
(GRUNTS) Give me the remote.
463
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,860
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (MAN GROANING)
464
00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:35,527
(MONSTER LAUGHS)
465
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,764
LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed.
466
00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:39,030
MONSTER: Oh, come on.
467
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,400
Just gonna
give up that easily.
468
00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:42,068
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
- Fine!
469
00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:43,470
(REMOTE CLICKS)
470
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,237
(MONSTER SIGHS)
471
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,745
They didn't have to go
to all this trouble.
472
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,214
A small wedding would
have been all right.
473
00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:56,282
(LAURA SOBS)
474
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,688
(SIGHS) They really don't make
movies like this anymore.
475
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,973
(SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES)
476
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,258
Every time, it makes me cry.
477
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,194
(MONSTER SNIFFLES)
478
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:09,462
(SOBS)
479
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,265
(SNIFFLES)
480
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,271
Yeah, I liked it.
481
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,592
- Are you crying?
- No. I'm not crying.
482
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,877
- You're crying.
- I know I'm crying.
483
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,758
I mean, I'm obviously
not crying. (VOICE BREAKS)
484
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,615
Are you fucking blind?
485
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,701
My eyes are dry
and you're crying.
486
00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:35,788
(SOBS) The movie was
just fine, okay?
487
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,924
(CHUCKLES) You love musicals.
488
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,627
- No, I don't. Stop.
- (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do.
489
00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:43,046
- This is some bullshit!
- (LAUGHING)
490
00:22:43,047 --> 00:22:45,465
(SOBS) I don't wanna
feel this way.
491
00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:47,967
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
492
00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,301
(LAURA HUMMING)
493
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,805
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
494
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,615
- (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS)
- (GASPS) Shit.
495
00:23:02,616 --> 00:23:03,682
- Hello.
- (LAURA SIGHS)
496
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,418
Don't sneak up
on me like that.
497
00:23:05,419 --> 00:23:06,486
Come on, you're fine.
498
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,187
You going somewhere?
499
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,623
No.
500
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,660
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- (OBJECT CLATTERING)
501
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,662
What are you reading?
502
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,598
A script.
503
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,434
Cool, who... who wrote it?
504
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,271
This guy... friend... I know.
505
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,141
Oh, a guy named
Jacob Sullivan.
506
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,611
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Very interesting.
507
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,882
Actually, yes,
it is interesting
508
00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:39,818
because I am contemplating,
509
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:44,223
maybe, showing up
to the auditions today.
510
00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,357
- MONSTER: Oh!
- Maybe.
511
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,394
Is this the show
you were telling me about?
512
00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,862
The one you developed
with him?
513
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,229
Yes. No!
514
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,998
I did not develop it with him.
515
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,901
I was just very helpful
in the development process.
516
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,771
Yeah, those two sentences mean
the exact same thing.
517
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,641
It'd probably be weird
for me to just show up, right?
518
00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,875
I mean, what would
I say to him?
519
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,646
Like, "Oh, give me the role
because you feel bad for me?"
520
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,914
You could.
521
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,582
Or I could threaten to eat him
if that would help.
522
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,251
I mean, I could eat him.
It would literally take me,
523
00:24:12,252 --> 00:24:13,352
- like, two seconds.
- (LAURA MUMBLES)
524
00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:14,586
He broke up with me.
525
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,688
I mean, why would he...
why would he want me
526
00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:17,490
in the show
if he broke up with me.
527
00:24:17,491 --> 00:24:19,491
Uh, because you're good.
528
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,560
Because it's
your fucking part.
529
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,629
(SIGHS) I don't even have
an appointment.
530
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,231
- They're not gonna let me in.
- Okay.
531
00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,833
And I can't do
a musical right now.
532
00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,333
Look at me.
533
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,335
I just had surgery.
534
00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:32,203
- So?
- So?
535
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,073
- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.
536
00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,674
- Look!
- Uh, from this angle
537
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,677
I can see your back
and your face simultaneously.
538
00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:39,112
That's how much
I'm looking at you.
539
00:24:39,113 --> 00:24:40,547
- I'm a mess!
- No, you're not.
540
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:42,582
- I'm a disaster.
- Ugh!
541
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:45,968
(SIGHS) Okay. Don't go.
542
00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:47,553
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
543
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,089
Hi, I am here
for the audition.
544
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,357
Yes, so is everyone.
545
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,992
Right. (SIGHS)
546
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,744
Bye, diva. What part
are you reading for?
547
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,155
- Uh, Laurie Francis.
- SCOTTY: Okay.
548
00:24:58,156 --> 00:25:00,567
Uh, I actually don't
have an appointment.
549
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,701
(LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
550
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,636
(GRUNTS) Um,
you cannot audition
551
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,188
- without an appointment.
- I... I know.
552
00:25:06,189 --> 00:25:07,739
I... I just thought
maybe you could.
553
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:08,741
(CLICKS TONGUE) I know,
I'm sorry you thought that,
554
00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:10,610
but I can't help you.
I'm so sorry.
555
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:12,979
Okay.
556
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,915
Okay, thank you.
557
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:16,915
Wait.
558
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,451
Why do you look
so familiar to me?
559
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,389
Well, I...
I actually played Laurie
560
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:25,090
in a few of the workshops
561
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,426
- in the out-of-town tryouts.
- Oh, my God, right, yes.
562
00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:28,260
Yes. Oh, my God.
I remember now.
563
00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:30,629
You were so good.
564
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,497
- Why didn't they...
- Thank you.
565
00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:33,064
...just offer it to you.
566
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,784
Aren't you and Jacob,
like, dating?
567
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,961
Oh, well, that...
It was, um...
568
00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:40,138
- SCOTTY: Ooh!
- Actually, we're...
569
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,341
- It's a little bit...
- You guys broke up. Got it.
570
00:25:42,342 --> 00:25:43,775
Say no more, okay.
571
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,578
Um, here's what
we're gonna do.
572
00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:46,579
We're gonna squeeze you in.
573
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,347
Don't tell anyone.
574
00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,115
Just, um, take a seat
575
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,251
and we'll call your name
in a little bit, okay?
576
00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:53,484
Thank you so much.
577
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,521
- That's so nice.
- This business is hell.
578
00:25:55,522 --> 00:25:56,656
- (CHUCKLES)
- (LAURA SIGHS)
579
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:58,757
Oh, my!
580
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,125
That's Jackie Dennon.
581
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,326
- I love her. (CHUCKLES)
- (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
582
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,032
Oh, my God!
She's like... (SHRIEKS)
583
00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,466
Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS)
584
00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,118
Oh, my God.
585
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,769
Jackie, hey.
586
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,606
ELLYN: Oh, Scotty.
You can cross Sarah Mann
587
00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:15,541
and Ari Grace off the list.
588
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,514
Oh, is that
a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see?
589
00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,683
(ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING)
590
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,435
- (ELLYN LAUGHING)
- JACKIE: Hi! Mmm.
591
00:26:26,436 --> 00:26:28,245
ELLYN: Oh, my goodness!
I keep forgetting
592
00:26:28,246 --> 00:26:30,056
- how gorgeous you are.
- Wait, look at you.
593
00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:31,357
- Oh, thank you.
- What are you doing?
594
00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,659
Can I have the number
of the doctor?
595
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,125
- Oh, stop!
- (SCOTTY LAUGHING)
596
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,027
- (JACKIE MUMBLES)
- I'm so glad you're here.
597
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,064
- JACKIE: Yeah, yeah.
- Scotty, who do I have next?
598
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:40,532
Uh... Uh, you have,
uh, Laura Franco.
599
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,901
Okay, Laura, follow me.
600
00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,303
This one won't take long.
601
00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:45,371
Okay, yeah. No rush.
602
00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:46,605
- Bye.
- Bye.
603
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,907
Uh, come on, Lisa.
604
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,292
MAN: (LAUGHING)
Are you kidding me?
605
00:26:50,293 --> 00:26:51,677
I think about that
all the time.
606
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,613
ELLYN: We have
Laura Franco stepping in.
607
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,153
Oh, shit.
608
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,724
- Hi.
- JACOB: Laura.
609
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,894
Wh... What are you doing here?
610
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,797
Oh, I was... I was
in the neighborhood.
611
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,666
I thought I'd pop in.
612
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,333
What a surprise.
613
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,886
I'm... happy... to see you.
614
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:20,439
Uh, you two know each other?
615
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,440
- Yeah.
- JACOB: No.
616
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:22,708
Yes.
617
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,842
- ELLYN: Oh.
- I'm kidding.
618
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,178
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- That's funny.
619
00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:27,378
Yes. Okay. Great.
620
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,547
- Yeah.
- ELLYN: Um, okay.
621
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:29,716
- Okay.
- Well, we have,
622
00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:31,582
uh, Jacob Sullivan,
623
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,419
our celebrated director
and writer here,
624
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,854
who you apparently
already know.
625
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,924
And a few members
of our creative team.
626
00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:39,357
Okay?
627
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,726
Nice to see you... Meet you.
628
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,794
Yeah. Okay.
Whenever you're ready.
629
00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,195
- LAURA: Okay.
- Thanks.
630
00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:44,530
(EXHALES)
631
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,634
(PLAYING PIANO)
632
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,202
(CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS)
633
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,205
Oh, that's, uh, that's it?
Just two bars?
634
00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:54,639
Okay. Got it. Sorry.
635
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,074
Let's do it, yeah.
636
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,777
(LAURA EXHALES)
637
00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,378
(PIANO PLAYING)
638
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,647
(PAPER BAG RUSTLING)
639
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,849
(VOICE CRACKS) ♪ Hi ♪
640
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
641
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,955
♪ You put up your feet ♪
642
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,657
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
643
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,293
♪ True, maybe that... ♪
644
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,928
Sorry, um...
645
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,997
Uh, can I... I can do
better than that.
646
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,666
- (SOFTLY) That looks good.
- LAURA: Can I...
647
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,001
- take it one more time?
- Mmm, yeah.
648
00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:23,869
(INHALES) ♪ Hi ♪
649
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,972
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
650
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,707
♪ You put up your feet ♪
651
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,744
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
652
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,746
♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪
653
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,748
♪ The right way ♪
654
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:39,501
♪ But please spend the night ♪
655
00:28:39,502 --> 00:28:42,254
♪ Maybe we could find out ♪
656
00:28:42,255 --> 00:28:43,654
(ELLYN SIGHS)
657
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,340
♪ And allay any doubt ♪
658
00:28:45,341 --> 00:28:47,026
♪ This is it ♪
659
00:28:47,027 --> 00:28:48,393
(COUGHS)
660
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,461
♪ Enchanté ♪
661
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,031
Sorry. Okay. One more time.
662
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,701
I promise.
Maestro, from the top.
663
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,704
- (EXHALES)
- (PIANO PLAYING)
664
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,606
I don't know what happened.
665
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,042
I... I...
I completely blacked out.
666
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,879
My voice closed up
and I was... I was doing
667
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,048
this, like, weird thing
with my hand.
668
00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:11,349
And... And... Oh, my God!
669
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,518
Ugh! I probably looked
like I had no idea
670
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,721
- what I was doing.
- MONSTER: Oh, give me a break.
671
00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:17,539
- You know what you're doing.
- No.
672
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,358
Clearly, I don't.
'Cause I just...
673
00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:21,226
I just messed it all up.
674
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,762
I can't believe it. I failed.
675
00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,133
I failed. And now...
676
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,568
And now my life is over.
677
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,938
It's... It's done.
678
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,641
But, whatever.
679
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,812
'Cause I'm probably not
really that talented anyway.
680
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,382
Hey, you know
who's super talented?
681
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,617
Like a really good actor?
682
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,419
(LAURA SIGHS)
683
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,704
Who?
684
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:49,989
Me!
685
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,192
- (CHUCKLES)
- LAURA: You're not an actor.
686
00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:54,826
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
687
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,063
Yeah, I'll prove it to ya.
I'll... I'll do a sonnet.
688
00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,496
- What?
- Oh, no, no, no.
689
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,849
I wanna. Uh, I wanna do
something more modern,
690
00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:03,201
like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill,
or Sam Shepard.
691
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,353
- Uh, I'm not in the mood.
- You're not in the mood
692
00:30:05,354 --> 00:30:07,506
for one of the great
American playwrights? Okay.
693
00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:09,491
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
694
00:30:09,492 --> 00:30:10,608
I can sing, too.
695
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,510
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
696
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,180
- No, you can't.
- Five, six, seven...
697
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,783
(GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING)
698
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,922
♪♪
699
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:26,959
♪ ♪
700
00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,498
♪♪
701
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,301
- (GLASS CRACKLING)
- Good?
702
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,503
Not terrible.
703
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,307
Okay, here we go.
704
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,892
How about Comedy of Errors?
705
00:30:43,893 --> 00:30:45,852
No, I don't do Shakespeare.
706
00:30:45,853 --> 00:30:47,813
What? Willy's the best.
707
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,581
- Willy?
- That's what I call him.
708
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,601
Look, I... I'm just
not that kind of actor.
709
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,622
I mean, I love the plays.
I studied them,
710
00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:58,056
but I just... I'm...
711
00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:01,159
I'm not classically trained
or whatever.
712
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,262
Well, you don't need
to be classically trained
713
00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:05,063
to do this.
714
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,581
There's no subtext
in these plays.
715
00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:08,124
It's all just right there
on the page.
716
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,668
- Mmm-hmm.
- You don't have to think.
717
00:31:09,669 --> 00:31:11,069
You just...
718
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,638
feel your way
through the words.
719
00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,272
LAURA: Really?
720
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,040
Okay, Laurence Olivier.
721
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,808
Show me how it's done.
722
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,845
I will.
Thank you for the floor.
723
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,113
Oh, I know
which one you should do.
724
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,714
MONSTER: All right.
(CLEARS THROAT) Whoo!
725
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:26,852
Here.
726
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,154
Okay, sure. Uh, give me some,
727
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,156
uh, give me some
context for that.
728
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,159
Okay, SparkNotes.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
729
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:35,826
Uh...
730
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:41,599
This is basically this guy
731
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,436
telling this girl
that he loves her,
732
00:31:44,437 --> 00:31:47,372
but it's confusing.
733
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,374
There's too much stuff
in the way.
734
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,478
That's correct. That was
a test and you passed.
735
00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:54,380
(SIGHS) Okay.
736
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,183
(MUMBLING)
737
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:01,920
- Yeah, great.
- Well, don't you need
738
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,222
- to look at it?
- "Sweet mistress,
739
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:06,525
"what your name is else,
I know not,
740
00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:07,959
"nor by what wonder
741
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,844
- "you do hit of mine."
- (CHUCKLES) Why are you
742
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,730
- talking like that?
- Why are you laughing at me?
743
00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:13,631
- I'm projecting.
- Okay.
744
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,968
You don't need to do that.
It's just you and me,
745
00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:18,503
speak like a regular person.
746
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,072
- Oh, you know what I mean.
- (CHUCKLES) Wow!
747
00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,306
You know what I mean.
748
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,540
Okay, okay. Great, fine.
749
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,476
Back to one.
All right. Ooh! I'm nervous.
750
00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:26,545
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
751
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,649
"Sweet mistress,
752
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,586
"what your name is else,
I know not,
753
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:37,522
"Nor by what wonder
you do hit of mine,
754
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,525
"Less in your knowledge
and your grace you show not,
755
00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,093
"Than our earth's wonder;
756
00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:46,431
"more than earth divine.
757
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:50,902
"Teach me, dear creature,
how to think and speak:
758
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,006
"Lay open
to my earthly-gross conceit;
759
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:58,860
"Smother'd in errors,
feeble, shallow, weak,
760
00:32:58,861 --> 00:33:02,714
"The folded meaning
of your words' deceit."
761
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,950
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
762
00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:19,331
"Are you a god? would you
create me new?
763
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,802
"Transform me then,
and to your power I'll yield.
764
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:32,711
"Sing, siren, for thyself
and I will dote:
765
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:37,649
"Spread o'er the silver waves
thy golden hairs,
766
00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:42,788
"And as a bed I'll take thee
and there lie;
767
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,792
"And, in that
glorious supposition think
768
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:51,663
"He gains by death that
hath such means to die:
769
00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:58,470
"Let Love, being light,
770
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,574
"be drowned if she sink!"
771
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,649
(READING GLASSES THUD)
772
00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:13,984
That was good.
773
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:15,886
Thanks.
774
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,460
Ah. (GRUNTS)
775
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,430
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
776
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,598
Shit, it's Jacob.
777
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,667
Tell him to go fuck himself,
we're acting.
778
00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:30,168
What? No. I should.
779
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,437
Well, tell him
he's a limp dick,
780
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:32,970
- fuck face.
- Monster.
781
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,640
- I should take this.
- Come on. No, no, no.
782
00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,492
Tell him his play
is problematic
783
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:38,344
and riddled with clichés. Hey!
784
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,729
- Jacob? Hi!
- JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi.
785
00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,781
- Hi! Oh, shit.
- JACOB: Busy?
786
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,716
- Hi! (CHUCKLES)
- JACOB: Hi.
787
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,218
- Hi. (LAUGHS)
- JACOB: I...
788
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:51,456
I wanted to call
to check in about today.
789
00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,741
- That's... That's nice of you.
- JACOB: But, um...
790
00:34:53,742 --> 00:34:56,052
(CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
791
00:34:56,053 --> 00:34:58,542
I know you really wanted
to play Laurie Francis
792
00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:01,031
I really wanted you
to play her too.
793
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:04,136
- I mean, I wrote it...
- I didn't get it, did I?
794
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,571
I'm sorry.
795
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:08,874
LAURA: Don't be.
796
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,178
Um...
797
00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,347
So, um, so, who got the role?
798
00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:17,516
JACOB: Do you know who...
799
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:19,551
Jackie Dennon...
800
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,020
- is?
- Yeah.
801
00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,822
Yeah, I know who she is.
802
00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,624
She's... She's good.
803
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,659
JACOB: Yeah, she is.
804
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,396
Uh, and she didn't audition,
805
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,699
but Mazie's making
a name for herself these days.
806
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,085
So, I... Uh, we,
the team offered her,
807
00:35:37,086 --> 00:35:39,471
uh, one of
the supporting roles.
808
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,038
Oh.
809
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,575
Well, uh...
810
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,077
I was thinking,
811
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,198
uh, you know, you could
understudy Jackie,
812
00:35:50,199 --> 00:35:53,319
since you know
the role so well.
813
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,053
- Oh.
- I should add that
814
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,457
the understudy would also be
a part of the ensemble.
815
00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,557
Um...
816
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,458
I know that's probably not
817
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,592
something you're
interested in.
818
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,727
- But...
- I'll do it.
819
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,729
Yep.
820
00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:10,469
I'm... I'm so happy
to hear that.
821
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,570
Uh...
822
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,109
I actually have to go.
823
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,077
- Have a good one.
- Yeah.
824
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,246
- JACOB: I'll see you soon.
- (HESITATES)
825
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,048
- Yeah, see you soon.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
826
00:36:23,049 --> 00:36:24,883
- Bye, bye.
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
827
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,089
MONSTER: "To bait fish withal:
828
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:37,496
"if it will feed nothing else
it will feed my revenge."
829
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,270
(CELL PHONE CLATTERS
ON COUNTER)
830
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,169
(LAURA EXHALES)
831
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,136
Hello?
832
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,242
Mmm. What are you doing?
833
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,511
Nothing.
834
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,614
That pie is old.
835
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,049
Still tastes
pretty good to me.
836
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,319
How'd the call go?
837
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,454
What did old dumb-dumb
have to say?
838
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,295
- (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER)
- (MONSTER SNIFFS)
839
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,627
He gave the part
to Jackie Dennon.
840
00:37:08,628 --> 00:37:10,027
Oh, fuck. She's good.
841
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,598
- Just doesn't make any sense.
- I watched that show.
842
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,600
Did you see
the finale last year?
843
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,568
When she...
844
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,204
I get emotional
just thinking about it.
845
00:37:19,205 --> 00:37:20,438
He hates famous people.
846
00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,274
Yeah, she's
also very talented.
847
00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:23,841
LAURA: Oh, my God!
848
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,010
- Oh!
- MONSTER: Are you okay?
849
00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:26,445
I just... I feel...
850
00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,681
Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS)
851
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,851
- MONSTER: What... you feel...
- Uh.
852
00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:34,353
I don't... I... I don't know.
853
00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:35,553
This doesn't feel good.
854
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,704
Yeah, you look
a little sweaty, too.
855
00:37:36,705 --> 00:37:37,855
- Are you gonna throw up?
- Ah, yeah.
856
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,625
- MONSTER: Yeah.
- Yeah, I really feel that.
857
00:37:39,626 --> 00:37:42,093
- MONSTER: Okay.
- So stupid.
858
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,163
- What are you doing?
- (MONSTER INHALES)
859
00:37:45,164 --> 00:37:47,148
- LAURA: No, no, no!
- (SHATTERING)
860
00:37:47,149 --> 00:37:49,134
- Those are my mother's.
- Even better.
861
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:50,836
Monster, don't!
862
00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:52,487
(SHATTERING)
863
00:37:52,488 --> 00:37:54,138
(MONSTER LAUGHS)
864
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,241
- What is wrong with you?
- Your turn.
865
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,444
Laura, try one.
866
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,213
Trust me. You'll feel better.
867
00:38:02,214 --> 00:38:03,715
Stop holding it in.
868
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,783
Do it.
869
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,720
Come on! Come on!
870
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,223
Yeah! How'd that feel?
871
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,826
- Actually felt good.
- Feels pretty good, huh?
872
00:38:14,827 --> 00:38:16,227
- LAURA: Yeah.
- Here do another one.
873
00:38:16,228 --> 00:38:17,829
Give me another one. Okay.
874
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,732
MONSTER: Oh, yeah!
875
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,568
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- Oh, my God!
876
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,571
MONSTER:
Look at you being bad.
877
00:38:25,572 --> 00:38:26,737
(GROWLS)
878
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,007
- You're in trouble.
- Whoa! Shit.
879
00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,274
Oh, it's on now.
880
00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,711
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS)
881
00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:34,746
No, no, no. This is my side.
882
00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:35,747
Take the other side.
883
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,349
(GASPS)
884
00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,635
(MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
885
00:38:40,636 --> 00:38:42,887
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
886
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,756
- (LAURA LAUGHING)
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
887
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,760
- (BOTH SIGHING)
- You're a mess.
888
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,762
You're a mess.
889
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,534
Two weeks have gone by fast.
890
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,638
Really? Been two weeks?
891
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,839
Yep.
892
00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:07,212
I guess, uh, that's my time.
893
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,783
I should... get out.
894
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,619
- Pack my shit.
- Yeah, yeah.
895
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,953
- I remember it all.
- Hit the pavement.
896
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,287
I remember
those things that I said.
897
00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,391
Thank you for reminding me.
898
00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:21,527
Uh-huh. So...
899
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,464
- I better get on that.
- Yep.
900
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,335
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
901
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,202
Stay.
902
00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,577
I mean, only,
only if you want to.
903
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,349
Okay.
904
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,024
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
905
00:39:53,025 --> 00:39:54,560
(MAN GRUNTING)
906
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:57,995
(WOMAN COUGHS)
907
00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,008
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
908
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,479
I'm sorry. I just...
Is anybody sitting here?
909
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,712
Yeah. No! No!
910
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,980
- I mean, no! Uh...
- Yes?
911
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,550
- That's you. You are.
- Oh, okay. Great.
912
00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:19,785
That's who's sitting there.
913
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,153
- Hi, I'm Jackie.
- I'm Laurie.
914
00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,153
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.
915
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,956
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Uh, I'm... I'm Laura.
916
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,025
- Not Laurie. You're Laurie.
- JACKIE: Nice to meet you.
917
00:40:27,026 --> 00:40:28,560
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
918
00:40:28,561 --> 00:40:29,694
I know who you are.
919
00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:30,861
(SIGHS) Can I ask
you a question?
920
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,298
- Uh, yeah.
- Does my hair look insane?
921
00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:34,800
It's like so windy outside.
922
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,901
Um, yeah.
923
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,569
- JACKIE: It does?
- It looks insane.
924
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,238
- Oh, no. It does?
- Insanely good.
925
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,072
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
926
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,475
- (LAURA CHUCKLES)
- JACKIE: That's funny.
927
00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:44,909
You look flawless.
928
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,877
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom,
929
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:46,744
fuckers!
930
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,646
- LAURA: Hey.
- Hi.
931
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,448
- I texted you.
- Sorry.
932
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,752
Look, it's famed director
Jacob Sullivan.
933
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,754
Gonna behave
yourself today, Mazie?
934
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,021
MAZIE: Are you?
935
00:40:58,624 --> 00:40:59,825
Hi, Laura.
936
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,260
- Hey.
- JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES)
937
00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:03,728
DON: Don McBride.
938
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,564
Stage Manager.
I'll be managing...
939
00:41:05,565 --> 00:41:06,897
You know what
I'm managing.
940
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,900
- Reading starts in five...
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)
941
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,569
Five, five!
942
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,406
"We cannot all succeed,
943
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,410
"when half of us
are held back."
944
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,582
Malala Yousafzai.
945
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,252
Thought I'd start
with a quote.
946
00:41:27,253 --> 00:41:29,804
(PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT)
947
00:41:29,805 --> 00:41:32,356
Hello and welcome to the
948
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,392
first rehearsal
of House of Good Women.
949
00:41:34,393 --> 00:41:36,361
(ALL APPLAUDING)
950
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:45,370
This piece, as stated
in the title is, um,
951
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:49,123
a love letter to women.
952
00:41:49,124 --> 00:41:51,809
It's an acknowledgement.
953
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:56,081
An acknowledgement
of the terrible burden
954
00:41:56,082 --> 00:41:57,983
that society places on women.
955
00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,484
And a...
956
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,689
tribute to the strength,
957
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,625
and the courage
958
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:13,798
that women use
to overcome that oppression.
959
00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:16,602
But, uh, before we get started
on the read-through,
960
00:42:16,603 --> 00:42:20,004
I want to introduce
our leading lady.
961
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:26,812
The incandescent,
the brilliant Jackie Dennon,
962
00:42:26,813 --> 00:42:28,847
- as Laurie Francis.
- (ALL APPLAUDING)
963
00:42:28,848 --> 00:42:31,149
Thank you, Jackie,
for being here.
964
00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:32,918
(CAST CHEERING)
965
00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,772
- All right.
- (DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING)
966
00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:55,172
♪♪
967
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,573
(INAUDIBLE)
968
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,010
♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪
969
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,513
♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪
970
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,250
♪ Here is the one to choose ♪
971
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,418
♪♪
972
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,654
♪ I can give you... ♪
973
00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,957
You haven't followed
our rules, Laurie.
974
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,557
I know, Headmaster.
975
00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,293
WILL: There are certain...
976
00:43:15,294 --> 00:43:17,128
ways to behave.
977
00:43:17,129 --> 00:43:19,030
♪♪
978
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,468
♪ That you can think of ♪
979
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,303
♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪
980
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:27,304
♪ He's Doctor Love ♪
981
00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,875
JACOB: Wonderful.
Thank you all so much.
982
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,344
Don't forget to send
your, uh, conflict dates
983
00:43:33,345 --> 00:43:35,312
to Don.
984
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,047
Oh, and more importantly,
985
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:38,850
the theater is having
a Halloween party here
986
00:43:38,851 --> 00:43:41,752
on Saturday,
and we're all invited.
987
00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,355
ACTOR 1: Oh, yay!
WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding.
988
00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:46,607
Hey, uh,
I'll meet you outside.
989
00:43:46,608 --> 00:43:48,860
I can bring, like,
10, 20 people.
990
00:43:48,861 --> 00:43:50,527
What?
991
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,888
WILL: Hey, it's
a masterpiece, bro.
992
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,866
- Hey.
- Hey.
993
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:58,118
- Uh, your first table read.
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
994
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,371
- How do you feel?
- Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal.
995
00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:02,039
You're doing great, already.
996
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,342
- Not that I need to tell you.
- Oh, thank you.
997
00:44:04,343 --> 00:44:06,677
- Um...
- Um, hey, I was...
998
00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:08,513
I was hoping we'd find
a chance to...
999
00:44:08,514 --> 00:44:09,579
JACKIE: Hey, Jacob.
1000
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,781
- Oh, sorry.
- No, no, no.
1001
00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:12,249
- I didn't mean to interrupt.
- You're okay.
1002
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,195
Just wondering if I could
snag you for a quick second.
1003
00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,519
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
1004
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,821
- Being snagged.
- LAURA: Yeah, yeah.
1005
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,123
Uh, but maybe we can talk
on Saturday?
1006
00:44:18,124 --> 00:44:19,256
You gonna go?
1007
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,792
Maybe we'll be there,
maybe we won't.
1008
00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,862
Hey, Don, we're gonna steal
some costumes.
1009
00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:25,463
- Not allowed.
- MAZIE: Yes, we are.
1010
00:44:25,464 --> 00:44:27,031
- (HANGERS CLATTERING)
- Wait,
1011
00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:29,400
what were you last year
for Halloween again?
1012
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:30,701
LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt.
1013
00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,870
Oof! And the year before that?
1014
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:35,106
LAURA: Abraham Lincoln.
MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura.
1015
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,943
(GASPS) Ooh, I think
you should bring a date.
1016
00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:40,979
LAURA: No, I don't think
I'm ready for that.
1017
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,980
MAZIE: Yeah, well,
I'm bringing one.
1018
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:45,383
He's this weird guy that
I met at karate last week.
1019
00:44:45,384 --> 00:44:48,653
He's, kind of, like, stressed,
but I like it.
1020
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,559
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. No.
1021
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,793
What?
1022
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:56,995
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1023
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:02,266
(LAURA SIGHS)
1024
00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,668
No solicitations please.
1025
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,670
Ha, ha, very funny.
1026
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,307
What's happening?
1027
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,042
Um...
1028
00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,813
You got any plans tonight?
1029
00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:17,682
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Wouldn't you like to know?
1030
00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:20,786
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, I have no plans.
1031
00:45:20,787 --> 00:45:22,019
- What's up?
- Well...
1032
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,790
There's this Halloween party
at the theatre.
1033
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,858
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- And I was thinking...
1034
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,329
Since you're already dressed
for the occasion,
1035
00:45:31,330 --> 00:45:32,998
that maybe you'd like
to come with me.
1036
00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:35,133
Are you asking me
out on a date?
1037
00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:36,133
No.
1038
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,235
No.
1039
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,471
Well, I'm not gonna
leave the house.
1040
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,307
Why not?
1041
00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:45,593
Because I'm a monster,
for one thing, and also,
1042
00:45:45,594 --> 00:45:47,879
I don't wanna hang out
with your ex-boyfriend
1043
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,263
and a bunch
of musical theatre dorks.
1044
00:45:49,264 --> 00:45:50,648
Well, I'm
a musical theatre dork.
1045
00:45:50,649 --> 00:45:52,300
Why don't you just stay here?
1046
00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:53,951
- (SIGHS)
- It'll be fun.
1047
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:55,186
We can fuck around
with trick-o-treaters
1048
00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:56,186
all night.
1049
00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,572
Well, our whole cast is
going so...
1050
00:45:58,573 --> 00:46:00,958
- Oh, well, in that case.
- Please.
1051
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,626
Limp dick, fuck face
has enough friends.
1052
00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,963
- Stop calling him that.
- What are you gonna do?
1053
00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:05,897
Kiss his ass all night
and then come home
1054
00:46:05,898 --> 00:46:07,464
and throw a pity party
for yourself?
1055
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,734
I'm not gonna come home
and throw myself a pity party.
1056
00:46:09,735 --> 00:46:10,735
Yeah, right.
1057
00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:13,404
- Please.
- I said no.
1058
00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,090
- Fine!
- Fine.
1059
00:46:16,091 --> 00:46:17,274
- Fine.
- Fine!
1060
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,777
- I'll go alone.
- Yeah, you do that.
1061
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,581
Well, you can...
Can you get out of my room?
1062
00:46:23,582 --> 00:46:24,749
'Cause I need to change.
1063
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,920
I was gonna
make a salad anyway.
1064
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,437
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
1065
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,492
Hi.
1066
00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,393
Hi.
1067
00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,299
You look, um...
1068
00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,467
What?
1069
00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:18,803
- Is it too much?
- No.
1070
00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:22,406
You look nice.
1071
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:27,978
Thank you.
1072
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,851
- Um, you know you could...
- MONSTER: Hmm?
1073
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,022
- ...still.
- MONSTER: I should probably...
1074
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,759
- Probably just...
- Yeah, right.
1075
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,996
Uh, well, have a good night.
1076
00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:54,205
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
1077
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:58,543
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1078
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,486
DON: Laura.
1079
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,256
Merry Christmas!
1080
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,592
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- DON: That's just a joke.
1081
00:48:14,593 --> 00:48:17,211
Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES)
1082
00:48:17,212 --> 00:48:19,830
- It's Don.
- Yeah, I know.
1083
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,999
You look great, Don.
1084
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,501
I really... I really like
your costume.
1085
00:48:23,502 --> 00:48:24,969
- Really?
- Yeah.
1086
00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,437
- Yeah?
- Uh...
1087
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,206
Yeah.
1088
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,308
Good costume to you, too.
1089
00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:32,777
She doesn't wanna
talk to you, Don.
1090
00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,913
Excuse me.
1091
00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:44,889
Laura.
1092
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,857
Wow.
1093
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,528
Wow, to you too, my liege.
1094
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,762
You look great.
1095
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,066
- Hi!
- Jackie.
1096
00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,970
Wow, your costume is lit.
1097
00:48:58,971 --> 00:49:01,238
(ALL LAUGHING)
1098
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,173
You look so beautiful.
1099
00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,894
- You really do.
- LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you.
1100
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,813
- So do you.
- Oh, thanks.
1101
00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:11,949
Equally, equally as beautiful.
1102
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,586
Um... Should we...
1103
00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:17,922
Do you guys want a drink?
I'll get us drinks.
1104
00:49:17,923 --> 00:49:19,006
- You get a beer.
- (JACOB CHUCKLES)
1105
00:49:19,007 --> 00:49:20,091
You get a beer.
I'll be right back.
1106
00:49:20,092 --> 00:49:22,826
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1107
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:25,763
Well, you two seem like
you're friends now.
1108
00:49:25,764 --> 00:49:27,597
- That's great.
- Yeah, we actually,
1109
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,501
we grabbed a bite
before, uh, before the party.
1110
00:49:30,502 --> 00:49:32,702
A bite?
Oh, fun.
1111
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,074
Yeah, yeah. I... I like her.
1112
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,844
Um, I did... I did wanna say
1113
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:42,946
- to you...
- JACKIE: Okay, guys.
1114
00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:44,765
- Two beers for new pals.
- Oh, awesome.
1115
00:49:44,766 --> 00:49:46,583
- Cheers.
- JACKIE: Happy Halloween.
1116
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,419
JACOB: Happy Halloween.
LAURA: Happy, happy, happy.
1117
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,054
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
1118
00:49:50,055 --> 00:49:51,856
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING)
1119
00:49:51,857 --> 00:49:53,157
♪♪
1120
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,591
CHORUS: ♪ Who are you? ♪
1121
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,276
MAN: ♪ I am the voodoo man ♪
1122
00:49:56,277 --> 00:49:57,961
CHORUS: ♪ Who are you? ♪
1123
00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,263
MAN: ♪ I am the voodoo man ♪
1124
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:01,332
♪ I'm gonna cast
A spell on you ♪
1125
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:04,468
♪ Well, who am I? ♪
1126
00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,471
CHORUS: ♪ The Voodoo man ♪
MAN: ♪ Well, who am I? ♪
1127
00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:08,939
CHORUS: ♪ The Voodoo man ♪
MAN: ♪ Yes, who am I? ♪
1128
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:11,876
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1129
00:50:11,877 --> 00:50:13,711
♪♪
1130
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,550
♪ And turn it
To a head of you ♪
1131
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,986
♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪
1132
00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:25,656
(MUFFLED) ♪ Then you'll know
What I'm gonna do ♪
1133
00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:29,860
(ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
1134
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,444
(JACKIE LAUGHING)
1135
00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:49,414
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1136
00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,876
- You came.
- I did.
1137
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,213
What are you?
1138
00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,250
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm a business monster.
1139
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,086
Are you having fun?
1140
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:33,023
I'm having
a terrible time, actually.
1141
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,194
Hmm. That's too bad.
1142
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,599
Should we take it out
on the dance floor?
1143
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,741
(YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1144
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:04,721
♪♪
1145
00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:08,475
♪ Every day
There's something new ♪
1146
00:52:08,476 --> 00:52:12,229
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh, ooh
Ooh, baby ♪
1147
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,500
MAN: ♪ Honey
To keep me loving you ♪
1148
00:52:15,501 --> 00:52:19,436
♪♪
1149
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:22,573
♪ And with every
Passing minute ♪
1150
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:30,648
♪ Oh, baby
So much joy wrapped up in it ♪
1151
00:52:30,649 --> 00:52:32,349
TOGETHER:
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1152
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:37,522
♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪
1153
00:52:37,523 --> 00:52:39,623
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1154
00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:44,529
♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪
1155
00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,831
♪♪
1156
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:53,537
WOMAN: ♪ And now,
I've got a song to sing ♪
1157
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:59,610
♪ Telling the world
About the joy you bring ♪
1158
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:06,817
♪ And you gave me
A reason for living ♪
1159
00:53:06,818 --> 00:53:08,953
♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪
1160
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,357
♪♪
1161
00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,124
TOGETHER:
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1162
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:20,465
♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪
1163
00:53:20,466 --> 00:53:21,998
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1164
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:27,838
♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪
1165
00:53:27,839 --> 00:53:29,839
WOMAN:
♪ Oh ♪
1166
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,876
MAN: ♪ To find
A love like yours ♪
1167
00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,912
♪ Is rare these days ♪
1168
00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:39,049
♪ 'Cause you've shown me
What happiness is ♪
1169
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:40,585
♪ In so many ways ♪
1170
00:53:40,586 --> 00:53:43,254
♪
1171
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:50,294
♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪
1172
00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:54,831
♪ Where tears used to be ♪
1173
00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:56,534
MAN: ♪ What you've
Given me... ♪
1174
00:53:56,535 --> 00:53:57,668
Should we get out of here?
1175
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,105
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)
1176
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,377
Yeah, uh...
1177
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,779
I'm just... I'm gonna
use the bathroom.
1178
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:10,180
I'll be right back.
1179
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,317
(SONG ENDS)
1180
00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:15,353
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
1181
00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:39,777
(JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY)
1182
00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:50,421
- Fuck, you're incredible.
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES)
1183
00:54:50,422 --> 00:54:52,423
(JACOB AND WOMAN
BREATHING HEAVILY)
1184
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:05,436
Stay here.
1185
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,474
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1186
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,312
(OBJECTS THUD)
1187
00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:18,315
Hello?
1188
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,786
- (INDISTINCT CREAKING)
- JACOB: Is someone there?
1189
00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,363
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1190
00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:35,533
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1191
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:40,405
- (TRAP DOOR CLANKS)
- (JACOB YELLS)
1192
00:55:40,406 --> 00:55:42,440
(THUDS, YELLS)
1193
00:55:42,441 --> 00:55:44,475
(SCREAMING)
1194
00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,716
(SCREAMING FADES)
1195
00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,554
Of course. Of course,
he wants to be with her.
1196
00:55:56,555 --> 00:55:58,388
I knew it. Of course he does.
1197
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,357
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Do you think he saw us?
1198
00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:02,326
Do you think he saw me?
Do you think he saw us?
1199
00:56:02,327 --> 00:56:03,794
Who cares if he saw us?
1200
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:07,732
I feel bad.
1201
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,133
(SIGHS) I feel so bad.
1202
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,836
- I feel really bad.
- MONSTER: Stop feeling bad.
1203
00:56:11,837 --> 00:56:14,439
Why? Why did you have
to hurt him like that?
1204
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,573
Because he hurt you!
1205
00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,276
But, I... But I'm fine.
1206
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:23,247
I'm okay. It's okay.
I'm not an idiot.
1207
00:56:23,248 --> 00:56:25,181
She's famous.
1208
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:28,351
She's more talented than me.
She's more beautiful than me.
1209
00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:31,522
We're not together anymore.
He doesn't owe me anything.
1210
00:56:31,523 --> 00:56:33,490
He doesn't owe me anything.
1211
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,726
- LAURA: It's okay.
- I disagree!
1212
00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,961
I think it's
specifically not okay.
1213
00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,296
That prick broke up
with you when you were
1214
00:56:39,297 --> 00:56:40,364
in the hospital,
1215
00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,168
- right after you had surgery.
- Well...
1216
00:56:44,169 --> 00:56:46,387
He... He fucking
abandoned you.
1217
00:56:46,388 --> 00:56:48,605
And he doesn't
owe you anything?
1218
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,108
What... What the hell are you
actually talking about?
1219
00:56:51,109 --> 00:56:52,876
- Well, I'm talking about...
- And the musical?
1220
00:56:52,877 --> 00:56:54,645
What about the musical?
He wrote a role for you.
1221
00:56:54,646 --> 00:56:57,146
Yeah? He told you
it was yours.
1222
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:59,332
That he's gonna make
all your dreams come true.
1223
00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,519
Is that what he said?
And then a moment later,
1224
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,688
it got kind of tough, huh?
1225
00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,357
And he took it
all away from you.
1226
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,529
You did what
you always do here, Laura.
1227
00:57:11,530 --> 00:57:14,398
You supported.
Yeah. Look at me.
1228
00:57:14,399 --> 00:57:15,600
You supported him,
1229
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:17,801
you listened,
1230
00:57:17,802 --> 00:57:19,303
did whatever he needed,
whenever he needed.
1231
00:57:19,304 --> 00:57:20,571
And what he did?
1232
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,873
Huh? Taking it all
away from you,
1233
00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:26,511
just to avoid facing you?
That's not okay.
1234
00:57:26,512 --> 00:57:27,877
- But it is okay.
- That's not okay.
1235
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:30,347
- It has to be okay.
- It doesn't have to be okay.
1236
00:57:30,348 --> 00:57:32,817
- Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.
1237
00:57:32,818 --> 00:57:33,817
It's not okay.
1238
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:40,657
Laura, it's not okay.
1239
00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,992
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1240
00:57:41,993 --> 00:57:43,227
It's not.
1241
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:46,497
It's just not.
1242
00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,604
It's not okay.
1243
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:57,575
- (SOFTLY) It's not okay?
- It's not okay.
1244
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,110
It's... (VOICE BREAKS)
1245
00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:03,814
(SOBS) It's not okay.
1246
00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:08,952
It's not okay.
1247
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,593
It's not okay. (CRIES)
1248
00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:20,914
- It's not okay.
- No.
1249
00:58:20,915 --> 00:58:22,600
It's not okay. (CRYING)
1250
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,468
It's not okay!
1251
00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,437
(YELLING) It's not okay.
1252
00:58:27,438 --> 00:58:29,272
It's not okay.
1253
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,441
(SCREAMS) It's not okay.
1254
00:58:31,442 --> 00:58:33,611
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1255
00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:36,847
(IF I HAD YOU
BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING)
1256
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,519
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1257
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,493
♪♪
1258
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,213
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1259
00:58:53,214 --> 00:58:54,999
(MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING)
1260
00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,837
♪♪
1261
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:02,840
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)
1262
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:07,710
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1263
00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,929
(MONSTER GROWLS)
1264
00:59:09,930 --> 00:59:12,148
(LAURA GROWLS)
1265
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,918
(MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY)
1266
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,987
(LAURA MOANING)
1267
00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:21,491
(LAURA GRUNTING)
1268
00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:25,162
(LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY)
1269
00:59:25,163 --> 00:59:26,664
(MONSTER GROWLS)
1270
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,499
Wow. (SIGHS)
1271
00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:32,402
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1272
00:59:33,537 --> 00:59:35,772
Seriously, wow.
1273
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,542
- That was awesome.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1274
00:59:38,543 --> 00:59:39,677
(WATER RUNNING)
1275
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,448
(WATER STOPS)
1276
00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,049
(LAURA CHUCKLES)
1277
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,321
(LAUGHING)
1278
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,558
(PIANO PLAYING)
1279
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,660
You got a lot
of tricks up your sleeve.
1280
01:00:13,661 --> 01:00:16,146
(CHUCKLES) Well,
I got a lot of downtime.
1281
01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:22,052
- Do you know this one?
- (PLAYING PIANO)
1282
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,457
Yeah, I love this one.
1283
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,960
Will you sing it for me?
1284
01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,063
- No.
- If you don't sing,
1285
01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:35,599
- I'm gonna sing.
- Okay.
1286
01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:38,102
(SCOFFS) Okay.
1287
01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:42,505
- Careful what you wish for.
- I can't wait.
1288
01:00:42,506 --> 01:00:47,678
♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪
1289
01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:50,413
That's good.
1290
01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:55,886
♪ I've sung a lot of songs
I've made some bad rhymes ♪
1291
01:00:55,887 --> 01:00:57,586
- It's a little off.
- No.
1292
01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:01,157
♪ I've acted out my life
in stages ♪
1293
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,128
♪ With ten thousand people
watching ♪
1294
01:01:04,129 --> 01:01:06,162
(LAUGHS) Come on.
1295
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,934
♪ But we're alone now
And I'm singing this song ♪
1296
01:01:09,935 --> 01:01:12,036
- Thank you.
- ♪ For you ♪
1297
01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:18,342
♪ I know your image of me
Is what I hoped to be ♪
1298
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:26,116
♪ I treated you unkindly
But darling, can't you see? ♪
1299
01:01:26,117 --> 01:01:27,283
All right.
1300
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:30,454
♪ There's no one
more important to me ♪
1301
01:01:30,455 --> 01:01:32,221
Okay.
1302
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:35,826
♪ Darling, can't you please
see through me? ♪
1303
01:01:35,827 --> 01:01:37,493
♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪
1304
01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:40,664
♪ And I'm singing
this song for you ♪
1305
01:01:40,665 --> 01:01:42,066
Yeah, there it is.
1306
01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:47,303
♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪
1307
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,908
♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪
1308
01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:56,814
♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪
1309
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,085
♪ But now I'm so much better ♪
1310
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:05,990
♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪
1311
01:02:05,991 --> 01:02:09,258
♪ Listen to the melody ♪
1312
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:13,831
♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪
1313
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,104
♪ I love you in a place ♪
1314
01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:26,342
♪ Where there's no space
or time ♪
1315
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:31,015
♪ I love you for in my life
You are a friend of mine ♪
1316
01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:36,719
♪ And when my life is over ♪
1317
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,124
♪ Remember
when we were together ♪
1318
01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,926
♪ We were alone ♪
1319
01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:46,296
♪ And I was singing
this song for you ♪
1320
01:02:49,834 --> 01:02:53,102
♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪
1321
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,740
♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪
1322
01:02:58,142 --> 01:03:02,612
♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪
1323
01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,616
♪ But now I'm so much better ♪
1324
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:11,788
♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪
1325
01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:15,091
♪ Listen to the melody ♪
1326
01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:18,180
♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪
1327
01:03:18,181 --> 01:03:21,270
MONSTER: What are you
doing tomorrow?
1328
01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,817
Um, um, I'm getting
blood work done.
1329
01:03:24,818 --> 01:03:26,904
Um, hoping to get
some good news,
1330
01:03:26,905 --> 01:03:28,638
and then I have rehearsal,
1331
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:32,176
but then... Why?
1332
01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:34,150
Do you wanna do something?
1333
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:37,848
- Yeah.
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)
1334
01:03:37,849 --> 01:03:39,349
Um, let's say 8:00?
1335
01:03:39,350 --> 01:03:40,850
Yeah, 8:00 is good.
1336
01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:42,953
- I like 8:00.
- Me, too.
1337
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,923
Okay, I will...
1338
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,392
see you at 8:00.
1339
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,795
- Yeah, um...
- Okay.
1340
01:03:51,796 --> 01:03:54,197
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
1341
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:58,402
♪ We were alone
And I was singing this song ♪
1342
01:03:58,403 --> 01:03:59,803
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
1343
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:04,674
♪ For you ♪
1344
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:08,344
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
1345
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:12,282
(BED SQUEAKING)
1346
01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,290
NURSE: Arm.
1347
01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,939
(CLICKS TONGUE)
You have difficult veins.
1348
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,876
I have a difficult nurse.
1349
01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,711
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1350
01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:46,249
JACOB: What's that?
1351
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,610
Hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on.
1352
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,785
Guys, what's going on?
1353
01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,654
Opening night is in two weeks.
1354
01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:53,523
Why aren't you in your places?
1355
01:04:53,524 --> 01:04:55,608
DON: Yeah, places.
1356
01:04:55,609 --> 01:04:57,693
What I always say.
1357
01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:00,264
Oh, hey. Aren't you,
um, stage left for this part?
1358
01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,166
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
1359
01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:05,802
Oh, I just didn't
wanna run into you.
1360
01:05:05,803 --> 01:05:08,804
Sorry. Um, wait. Hi.
1361
01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,941
What... (CHUCKLES)
What's her deal?
1362
01:05:10,942 --> 01:05:12,009
I don't know.
1363
01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,613
Maybe it's because you flirt
with her boyfriend.
1364
01:05:16,614 --> 01:05:18,447
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)
1365
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,284
- What?
- Laura and Jacob.
1366
01:05:20,285 --> 01:05:22,318
Yeah.
1367
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:24,103
They broke up
just a few months ago.
1368
01:05:24,104 --> 01:05:25,813
Oh, my God,
I literally had no idea.
1369
01:05:25,814 --> 01:05:27,524
Yeah, and you should
probably also know
1370
01:05:27,525 --> 01:05:29,376
that Jacob wrote Laurie
1371
01:05:29,377 --> 01:05:31,319
(WHISPERS) for Laura.
1372
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,263
He wrote the... (GASPS)
1373
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,300
Why didn't
anybody tell me that?
1374
01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,201
Fuck.
1375
01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:40,137
WILL: You haven't been
following the rules, Laurie.
1376
01:05:40,138 --> 01:05:41,837
I know, Headmaster.
1377
01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,440
There's a certain way
we behave.
1378
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,076
I know, Headmaster.
1379
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:48,917
And do you know what we do
with girls like you?
1380
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,815
- Girls like me?
- WILL: Hmm.
1381
01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:54,818
What's wrong
with girls like me?
1382
01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:56,419
JACOB: Okay.
1383
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,487
Black out, intermission, song.
1384
01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:01,258
Let's, uh, let's run
through it as an exercise.
1385
01:06:01,259 --> 01:06:02,692
- Keep it going.
- JACKIE: Okay.
1386
01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:03,692
Uh...
1387
01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:08,397
(SIGHS) What's wrong
with girls like me?
1388
01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,467
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.
1389
01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:14,670
When I met him,
1390
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,141
he didn't think there was
anything wrong at all.
1391
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,177
- I remember...
- (PIANO PLAYING)
1392
01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:25,415
I remember the first moment
I met him.
1393
01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:27,216
I remember I said...
1394
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:30,354
- I said to him...
- (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)
1395
01:06:30,355 --> 01:06:31,587
♪ Hi ♪
1396
01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,790
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1397
01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:36,926
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1398
01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,164
♪ Coffee or tea ♪
1399
01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,133
♪ I have Darjeeling,
And green ♪
1400
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:47,587
♪ I have a feeling
I've seen you before ♪
1401
01:06:47,588 --> 01:06:51,041
♪ That bright eyes
And that... ♪
1402
01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:52,608
Sorry.
1403
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:53,776
Fine, fine.
1404
01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,378
♪ Smile ♪
1405
01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:56,979
(PIANO STOPS)
1406
01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:58,448
- JACOB: Jackie, uh...
- Yes.
1407
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,086
This is a girl who's
just been sent away
1408
01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,730
- from everything she knows.
- JACKIE: Mmm-hmm.
1409
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,890
She's recounting
1410
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:11,428
the genesis of a relationship
that nearly destroyed her.
1411
01:07:11,429 --> 01:07:12,561
She's about to break.
1412
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,762
I need you to start somewhere.
1413
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,631
Right now, it's like
happy birthday
1414
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,352
at my mom's house.
I'm not getting anything.
1415
01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:19,869
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1416
01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,473
(JACOB EXHALES)
1417
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,676
(PAINO PLAYING)
1418
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,545
(JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)
1419
01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,885
(ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)
1420
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:37,753
♪ Hi ♪
1421
01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:39,989
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1422
01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:42,892
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1423
01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:45,461
♪ Coffee or... ♪
1424
01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:46,596
- Okay, no, no, no.
- (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)
1425
01:07:46,597 --> 01:07:47,696
- Stop.
- Sorry.
1426
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:48,847
JACOB: It's still not
working for me.
1427
01:07:48,848 --> 01:07:49,999
- Yeah.
- Like, I, kind of, feel like
1428
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,634
I lost you
in the last 24 hours.
1429
01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,269
I don't know where you're at.
1430
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,105
And I don't wanna
have to say the same things
1431
01:07:55,106 --> 01:07:56,639
over and over again,
because if I do
1432
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,842
then I feel like my language
no longer has...
1433
01:07:58,843 --> 01:08:00,476
- Yeah, yeah.
- ...kind of any utility.
1434
01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:02,357
- You know what I mean?
- Jesus, lay off, Jacob.
1435
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,265
What was that, Laura?
1436
01:08:06,266 --> 01:08:08,050
You got something to say?
1437
01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:10,554
No? While I have you,
you're too far forward.
1438
01:08:10,555 --> 01:08:13,022
I need you back.
Back, back, back, back.
1439
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:16,326
The scene isn't about you.
1440
01:08:16,327 --> 01:08:17,894
Funny, it used to be.
1441
01:08:17,895 --> 01:08:19,395
(ACTORS GASP)
1442
01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:21,730
Not a good time for that.
1443
01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:23,233
Well, when would be
a good time for that,
1444
01:08:23,234 --> 01:08:24,367
Your Highness?
1445
01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,848
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Maybe after rehearsal.
1446
01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:28,337
No, well, actually, no.
1447
01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,174
That's... That's not gonna
work for me.
1448
01:08:30,175 --> 01:08:31,908
I wanna talk
about it right now.
1449
01:08:31,909 --> 01:08:33,310
(HUSHED WHISPERS)
1450
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,287
(WHISPERS) Laura,
you're embarrassing yourself.
1451
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,020
(SCOFFS)
1452
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,958
You're embarrassing yourself.
1453
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:51,794
You think you...
1454
01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:57,066
(MIMICS JACOB)
Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan.
1455
01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:59,402
I'm a pretentious douchebag.
1456
01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:01,737
I think my shit doesn't stink.
1457
01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,071
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Well, guess what, Jacob!
1458
01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,624
I lived in the same apartment
as you for years,
1459
01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:07,902
and I smelled your shit,
and it doesn't smell good.
1460
01:09:07,903 --> 01:09:10,180
- It doesn't smell good.
- Take a break, Laura.
1461
01:09:10,181 --> 01:09:11,247
LAURA: Yeah, sure.
1462
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,015
What else do you need? Oh!
1463
01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,885
(MIMICS JACOB)
Uh, I'm hungry, Laura.
1464
01:09:15,886 --> 01:09:17,853
Can you cook me some pasta?
1465
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:20,206
Would you mind,
'cause I'm sitting
1466
01:09:20,207 --> 01:09:22,559
on the piano all day
and I just can go
1467
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,861
plunk, plunk, plunk.
I'm useless.
1468
01:09:24,862 --> 01:09:26,829
I don't wanna do the laundry.
1469
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,564
I don't want to do the dishes.
1470
01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:30,299
I don't want to do anything
1471
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,135
because I'm God's gift
to the world,
1472
01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:35,539
because he can string
a few words together.
1473
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,973
But you know what?
I can string
1474
01:09:36,974 --> 01:09:39,092
words together, too, Jacob.
1475
01:09:39,093 --> 01:09:41,210
You limp dick, fuck face!
1476
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,379
DON: All right,
she is letting it out.
1477
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,048
- Laura, let's go outside.
- No, I don't wanna go outside.
1478
01:09:45,049 --> 01:09:46,250
- Why would I wanna go outside?
- MAZIE: Okay, okay.
1479
01:09:46,251 --> 01:09:47,884
- It's cold outside.
- Laura. Lower your voice.
1480
01:09:47,885 --> 01:09:49,118
(SHOUTING)
I will not lower my voice!
1481
01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:50,454
Don't tell me
to lower my voice!
1482
01:09:50,455 --> 01:09:51,920
You lower your voice!
1483
01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,459
You're disloyal,
narcissistic piece of shit!
1484
01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:56,959
Asshole!
1485
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,662
DON: Okey-dokey. All right.
1486
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,298
Got a little hot here
in the kitchen.
1487
01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,768
Think it's time
to, uh, take five, everybody.
1488
01:10:04,769 --> 01:10:07,236
That's five. Five!
1489
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,339
Thank you so much, everyone.
1490
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:11,074
That's 10, Don.
1491
01:10:11,075 --> 01:10:12,074
Ha!
1492
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,881
(MAZIE LAUGHING)
1493
01:10:17,882 --> 01:10:19,482
- What?
- Nothing.
1494
01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:20,749
You think this is funny?
1495
01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,585
Yeah, I did. I thought
it was a little funny.
1496
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,254
- Nothing about that was funny.
- MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay.
1497
01:10:24,255 --> 01:10:25,321
Jacob's being an asshole.
1498
01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:26,423
He can't talk
to people like that.
1499
01:10:26,424 --> 01:10:27,656
Well, directors are assholes,
1500
01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:30,493
and sometimes they do
talk to people like that.
1501
01:10:30,494 --> 01:10:33,330
And dude, Jackie is...
Fuck. Butchering the part.
1502
01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,798
I don't blame him.
1503
01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:36,899
- Okay. (GRUNTS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)
1504
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,001
Everyone's hanging out,
can we go?
1505
01:10:38,002 --> 01:10:39,468
No, I'm not hanging out.
1506
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,005
- Okay, then don't hang out.
- You're just gonna leave.
1507
01:10:42,006 --> 01:10:44,157
- Yeah.
- Why do you always do that?
1508
01:10:44,158 --> 01:10:46,501
God, you're
such a shitty friend.
1509
01:10:46,502 --> 01:10:48,340
- Shitty friend?
- A shitty friend.
1510
01:10:48,341 --> 01:10:50,178
After everything
I've done for you,
1511
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,730
- that's how you talk to me?
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
1512
01:10:51,731 --> 01:10:53,283
Thank you so much, seriously,
for picking me up
1513
01:10:53,284 --> 01:10:54,284
from the hospital
and for doing
1514
01:10:54,285 --> 01:10:55,852
the bare minimum, always.
1515
01:10:55,853 --> 01:10:57,220
Thank you so much.
1516
01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:01,558
Sorry, do you have
any other friends,
1517
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,629
any family, a boyfriend?
1518
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,230
Hmm?
1519
01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:09,933
Don't push it, Laura.
1520
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,201
Call me when you're you again.
1521
01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,070
This is me.
1522
01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,373
Good luck with that.
1523
01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:23,747
(SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR)
1524
01:11:23,748 --> 01:11:24,747
LAURA: Damn it!
1525
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,453
We need to talk.
1526
01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:37,861
LAURA: We're talking
about my behavior?
1527
01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:38,928
Are you listening to yourself?
1528
01:11:38,929 --> 01:11:40,096
Goddamn it, Laura.
1529
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:43,449
I didn't force you
to audition.
1530
01:11:43,450 --> 01:11:45,501
It was your choice to be here.
1531
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,371
If you can't handle it
because of your own shit,
1532
01:11:47,372 --> 01:11:49,122
- that's on you.
- My own shit?
1533
01:11:49,123 --> 01:11:50,832
We're together
for five years
1534
01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:52,541
and now this is
just my own shit?
1535
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,010
You offered me a role,
and then you tried
1536
01:11:54,011 --> 01:11:55,778
to cut me out.
1537
01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:57,847
- You tried to cut me out.
- We broke up.
1538
01:11:57,848 --> 01:12:00,149
We broke up.
1539
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,219
It's hard for me
to be around you.
1540
01:12:03,220 --> 01:12:04,520
I don't wanna be around you.
1541
01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:07,891
I have to sit and watch
someone else play my role
1542
01:12:07,892 --> 01:12:09,325
that you wrote for me,
1543
01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:10,759
that I helped you build.
1544
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,961
Because I workshopped
every single song,
1545
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,965
and every single scene
in this show with you, Jacob.
1546
01:12:15,966 --> 01:12:18,201
I read every single iteration
1547
01:12:18,202 --> 01:12:19,986
and version
of your stupid book,
1548
01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,770
so you could hear it out loud.
1549
01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:24,007
You were my girlfriend.
You were my girlfriend.
1550
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,378
Why did you offer me
the role, Jacob?
1551
01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:30,947
Why did you paint
the whole picture for me
1552
01:12:30,948 --> 01:12:32,516
if you were just gonna
take it all away?
1553
01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,283
Why?
1554
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,488
Is it because
we were sleeping together?
1555
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,992
Is the role of Laurie Francis
exclusively reserved...
1556
01:12:42,993 --> 01:12:44,292
- (JACOB SIGHS)
- ...for the woman
1557
01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,496
that you're fucking
at the moment? Is that it?
1558
01:12:46,497 --> 01:12:47,731
What are you talking about?
1559
01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:51,166
(CHUCKLES)
1560
01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,669
I saw you
at the Halloween party.
1561
01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:56,004
I saw you with Jackie.
1562
01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:58,274
I saw you
and I wish I didn't care.
1563
01:12:58,275 --> 01:13:00,726
I shouldn't care.
1564
01:13:00,727 --> 01:13:03,178
But, I still care.
1565
01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:06,450
For some reason, I do.
I can't help it.
1566
01:13:06,451 --> 01:13:08,585
And I still love you.
1567
01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,489
And I... (VOICE BREAKS)
I wish I didn't.
1568
01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,158
I hate myself for it.
1569
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:20,430
And I hate that I have you
on this stupid pedestal,
1570
01:13:20,431 --> 01:13:22,365
and I can't stop
feeling this way.
1571
01:13:22,366 --> 01:13:24,333
And I don't want to anymore.
1572
01:13:24,334 --> 01:13:26,569
And I don't know how to stop.
1573
01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,805
And I just need you
to tell me.
1574
01:13:28,806 --> 01:13:29,805
How did you do it?
1575
01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,778
How, Jacob?
1576
01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,617
How did you stop loving me?
1577
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,452
(SOBS)
1578
01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,622
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1579
01:13:48,391 --> 01:13:49,726
How could you do that to me?
1580
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,988
- (ZIPPER UNZIPS)
- (LAURA SIGHS)
1581
01:14:02,989 --> 01:14:05,374
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (JACOB MOANS)
1582
01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:08,711
(SIGHS)
1583
01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:27,731
I spoke to the creative team.
1584
01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:33,837
This is so fucked up.
1585
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,306
You can't be in the show.
1586
01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:40,510
You're a liability.
1587
01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:46,582
I'm sorry.
1588
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,367
(DOOR OPENS)
1589
01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:07,103
- LAURA: Monster?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
1590
01:15:07,104 --> 01:15:08,605
Sorry, I'm late.
1591
01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:14,977
(SIGHS)
1592
01:15:31,327 --> 01:15:32,528
Monster, are you in there?
1593
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,749
(SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1594
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:04,493
♪♪
1595
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,700
♪♪
1596
01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,575
♪♪
1597
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:25,915
♪♪
1598
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,684
♪♪
1599
01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:30,819
Whoa.
1600
01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:34,056
Laura.
1601
01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,258
What is this place?
1602
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:40,163
MONSTER: It's, uh, well...
It's kinda where I live.
1603
01:16:40,164 --> 01:16:42,298
It's just, uh...
It's a mess right now.
1604
01:16:42,299 --> 01:16:44,166
Um...
1605
01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,302
It's... I need
to organize all this stuff.
1606
01:16:46,303 --> 01:16:48,737
But, uh, I don't know.
1607
01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,740
Uh, one man's trash
is another man's...
1608
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,042
You get it. (SIGHING)
1609
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,679
LAURA: Wow.
1610
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,614
MONSTER: Yeah.
Rehearsal ran late?
1611
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,084
Uh...
1612
01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,418
Yeah, yeah.
1613
01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,154
Sorry about that.
1614
01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:09,625
Everything okay?
1615
01:17:10,593 --> 01:17:11,928
Everything is fine.
1616
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,731
Why do you ask?
1617
01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:18,668
Um, well, you're
not looking at me in the eye,
1618
01:17:18,669 --> 01:17:19,769
for one thing.
1619
01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:23,472
What?
1620
01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,074
Yes.
1621
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,944
- Ah, I...
- You're not looking me
1622
01:17:27,945 --> 01:17:28,944
in the eye.
1623
01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:30,446
What's up there?
1624
01:17:30,447 --> 01:17:31,647
Um, it's...
1625
01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:33,248
I'm right here.
1626
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,517
Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry.
1627
01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:36,785
Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?
1628
01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:40,023
I'm sorry. I just had
a very shitty day.
1629
01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,525
Okay. What happened?
1630
01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:47,430
- I got fired.
- What? How?
1631
01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,834
I... might have had a...
1632
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,469
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1633
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:57,422
...meltdown during rehearsal.
1634
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,443
And... (SIGHS)
Then after that,
1635
01:18:00,444 --> 01:18:04,447
I... I fought with Mazie.
1636
01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:07,983
MONSTER: Uh-huh.
1637
01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:10,153
And, um...
1638
01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,724
- And then, um...
- (MONSTER SIGHS)
1639
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:19,528
Well, Jacob, um,
1640
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:25,568
wanted to talk with me
after rehearsal.
1641
01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,571
So I... stayed.
1642
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,041
Um...
1643
01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:33,942
Yeah.
1644
01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:36,579
How did that talk go?
1645
01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:38,581
It wasn't...
1646
01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:42,251
It was, like, more like, um...
1647
01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,287
Did you guys...
1648
01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,091
kiss or something?
1649
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:57,900
I'm sorry.
1650
01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,003
- MONSTER: Mmm.
- I'm so sorry.
1651
01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,408
- I'm so sorry.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
1652
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,476
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)
1653
01:19:07,477 --> 01:19:08,611
(OBJECTS CLINKING)
1654
01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:11,179
(LAURA SIGHING)
1655
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,682
Why?
1656
01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,785
(SOFTLY) I don't know.
1657
01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:18,888
- Why would you do that?
- I don't know.
1658
01:19:18,889 --> 01:19:19,956
He doesn't love you.
1659
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,291
He doesn't love you.
1660
01:19:22,292 --> 01:19:23,291
He never has.
1661
01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:25,293
That, no. That's...
1662
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,729
- He doesn't love you.
- Don't say that.
1663
01:19:26,730 --> 01:19:28,463
- That's not true.
- It is true.
1664
01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:30,166
He doesn't love you the way
you deserve to be loved.
1665
01:19:30,167 --> 01:19:33,068
Oh, come on.
I deserve to be loved?
1666
01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:35,204
What do you know about
how I deserve to be loved?
1667
01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:36,505
I happen to know
a fuck ton about it
1668
01:19:36,506 --> 01:19:37,672
if you looked around.
1669
01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:38,875
You don't know
anything about love.
1670
01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:41,043
You're a fucking monster.
1671
01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,813
You've spent your whole life
hiding in here.
1672
01:19:43,814 --> 01:19:45,982
I wasn't hiding.
1673
01:19:45,983 --> 01:19:48,150
You shut me in here.
1674
01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,152
You didn't want anything
to do with me.
1675
01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:51,687
Of course, I didn't want
anything to do with you.
1676
01:19:51,688 --> 01:19:54,390
Look at you!
You're disgusting!
1677
01:19:54,391 --> 01:19:55,724
You're horrible!
1678
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:57,392
And you ruined my life!
1679
01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:58,994
And you've stolen
all my socks!
1680
01:19:58,995 --> 01:20:00,595
You were never
gonna do anything
1681
01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:02,198
- with those fucking socks.
- Yes, I was!
1682
01:20:02,199 --> 01:20:03,531
I needed those socks.
1683
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:05,434
You know what?
Maybe I'm disgusting,
1684
01:20:05,435 --> 01:20:06,734
but if it wasn't for me,
1685
01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,839
you'd still be a pathetic,
weepy doormat,
1686
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,406
crying in a corner,
1687
01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,208
playing the helpless victim,
1688
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,444
letting the world trample
all over you.
1689
01:20:15,445 --> 01:20:16,544
Is that who you wanna be, huh?
1690
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,580
- I'm leaving.
- You might as well
1691
01:20:17,581 --> 01:20:19,414
roll over and fucking die.
1692
01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,016
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself.
1693
01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:23,037
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself, Laura.
1694
01:20:23,038 --> 01:20:25,059
- Laura, look at yourself.
- I am looking at myself.
1695
01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,422
Come on.
1696
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,558
Laura!
1697
01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:32,395
- Come on.
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
1698
01:20:32,396 --> 01:20:34,762
Laura. (GROWLS)
1699
01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:36,464
- Come on, let me out.
- No!
1700
01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,366
- Go away!
- MONSTER: Let me out!
1701
01:20:38,367 --> 01:20:40,269
- Go away.
- Don't do this again.
1702
01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:41,270
Laura. (GROWLS)
1703
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,641
Fine, you want me gone?
1704
01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:49,512
Fine.
1705
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:52,615
I'm gone.
1706
01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,519
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)
1707
01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:08,531
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
1708
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:26,649
I'm sorry.
1709
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,826
Monster?
1710
01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:53,141
Monster.
1711
01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:06,354
Monster?
1712
01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:11,427
Monster, I'm sorry.
1713
01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:14,964
Monster, where are you?
1714
01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:18,234
I'm really sorry.
Please, come back.
1715
01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:21,736
Please.
1716
01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,889
(VOICE BREAKS)
Please don't leave me.
1717
01:22:23,890 --> 01:22:26,042
(CRYING)
Monster, please, don't...
1718
01:22:26,043 --> 01:22:28,177
Please, don't leave me.
1719
01:22:28,178 --> 01:22:29,545
Please, come back.
1720
01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,218
(SNIFFLES) I'm sorry.
1721
01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:45,760
(DOOR OPENS)
1722
01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:48,697
DR. KAUFFMAN:
Okay, I am so sorry
1723
01:22:48,698 --> 01:22:51,067
to have kept you waiting.
1724
01:22:51,068 --> 01:22:52,767
(SIGHS) Wow, Laura.
1725
01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:55,171
You are looking like
you're feeling much better.
1726
01:22:55,172 --> 01:22:57,272
I don't feel great.
1727
01:22:57,273 --> 01:23:00,176
Well, let me turn that
frown upside down.
1728
01:23:00,177 --> 01:23:01,243
(TAPPING ON TABLE)
1729
01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:03,679
You are cleared, young lady.
1730
01:23:06,082 --> 01:23:07,082
You...
1731
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:10,286
You're cancer-free, kid.
That's good news.
1732
01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,289
What do I do now?
1733
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,690
I don't know.
1734
01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,626
Call somebody. Go celebrate!
1735
01:23:17,627 --> 01:23:19,627
Hit the town!
1736
01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:21,664
Eat a jelly bean.
You want a jelly bean?
1737
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,116
Take a hand...
1738
01:23:24,117 --> 01:23:25,134
(CLINKING)
1739
01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:28,437
(DOOR OPENS)
1740
01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:30,605
(HOUSE DOOR OPENS)
1741
01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:32,608
(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1742
01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:01,137
(MEDICINE BOTTLES
CLATTER ON FLOOR)
1743
01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:07,109
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1744
01:24:28,297 --> 01:24:29,998
So, listen,
I just wanted to say,
1745
01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,670
thank you for sticking up
for me the other day.
1746
01:24:34,671 --> 01:24:36,088
(CAR HONKING HORN)
1747
01:24:36,089 --> 01:24:37,506
Um, and also...
1748
01:24:39,242 --> 01:24:42,210
I'm really, really sorry.
1749
01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:44,579
It's okay.
You don't have to be sorry.
1750
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,516
No, I... I genuinely
didn't know that
1751
01:24:47,517 --> 01:24:50,285
- I was, like, stealing...
- Oh, no.
1752
01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:53,055
You weren't stealing him.
It's okay.
1753
01:24:53,056 --> 01:24:55,857
I mean, people hook up.
1754
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:57,460
- It's fine.
- Wait, did you... I'm sorry.
1755
01:24:57,461 --> 01:24:59,361
Did you just say hook up?
1756
01:24:59,362 --> 01:25:02,531
Yeah. I mean, I saw you
and Jacob hooking up
1757
01:25:02,532 --> 01:25:03,999
at the Halloween party.
It's okay.
1758
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,167
- Oh, my God!
- I don't care.
1759
01:25:05,168 --> 01:25:07,202
- No, no, no, no.
- It's over. Between us.
1760
01:25:07,203 --> 01:25:10,339
No, no. I've literally never
hooked up with Jacob.
1761
01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:13,308
Like not even close. Ever.
1762
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,594
- But I saw you with him.
- No.
1763
01:25:15,595 --> 01:25:17,879
He just was
really flirty with me.
1764
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,132
And I... I... I didn't
really know what to do
1765
01:25:20,133 --> 01:25:22,385
because he's my boss.
So I just was, kind of,
1766
01:25:22,386 --> 01:25:23,952
going along with it, but...
1767
01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:29,424
- Okay.
- The truth is, um,
1768
01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:32,043
I just really wanted
to check in on you,
1769
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:34,187
'cause I didn't know
that you were sick,
1770
01:25:34,188 --> 01:25:36,331
or that you
and Jacob were together,
1771
01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:39,168
or had just broken up.
I didn't know any of that.
1772
01:25:39,169 --> 01:25:41,904
And then I found out
that he fired you.
1773
01:25:41,905 --> 01:25:43,472
- Yeah, well.
- Is he okay?
1774
01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,509
Like that's insane.
1775
01:25:46,510 --> 01:25:47,676
Laurie, Laura?
1776
01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,247
He shouldn't be able
to get away with this.
1777
01:25:51,248 --> 01:25:52,248
LAURA: He can.
1778
01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:53,748
And he will.
1779
01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:00,122
Unless...
1780
01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:05,666
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1781
01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:23,379
(WHISPERS) Laura,
don't make me regret this.
1782
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:30,386
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1783
01:26:34,257 --> 01:26:36,524
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES)
1784
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,560
JACOB: Is someone there?
1785
01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:41,797
(MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY)
1786
01:26:41,798 --> 01:26:43,566
(MUSIC FADES)
1787
01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:52,207
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1788
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,577
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1789
01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:20,168
Laura? Laura, what are
you doing here?
1790
01:27:21,704 --> 01:27:24,172
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1791
01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,692
We... We started spending
more time together
1792
01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,512
and I was waiting
for the right time to tell you
1793
01:27:29,513 --> 01:27:30,712
and you were sick.
1794
01:27:30,713 --> 01:27:32,764
And I was scared,
and he was scared.
1795
01:27:32,765 --> 01:27:34,817
(MUFFLED) And I know
it's really bad!
1796
01:27:34,818 --> 01:27:36,919
It's really fucking bad!
1797
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,020
(CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)
1798
01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:42,791
(MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot.
I'm really sorry. (CRYING)
1799
01:27:42,792 --> 01:27:46,562
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
- (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)
1800
01:27:46,563 --> 01:27:48,480
(SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me.
1801
01:27:48,481 --> 01:27:50,398
- LAURA: Mazie.
- Laura, please.
1802
01:27:50,399 --> 01:27:52,368
- I'm sorry, Laura, please.
- Get out of my room.
1803
01:27:52,369 --> 01:27:55,270
(SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry.
1804
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:03,479
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)
1805
01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,455
(INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER)
1806
01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:20,545
DON: Copy, okay.
That is a go for places.
1807
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:23,566
Go for places.
Godspeed, Good Women.
1808
01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:25,167
Godspeed.
1809
01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:29,854
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1810
01:28:29,855 --> 01:28:31,607
(CURTAINS CLATTERING)
1811
01:28:33,275 --> 01:28:37,145
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING,
CHEERING)
1812
01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:39,648
(WHISTLING)
1813
01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,753
Laurie Francis,
1814
01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:49,558
welcome to Mr. Baker's
Finishing School for Girls.
1815
01:28:49,559 --> 01:28:50,826
We're glad to have you here.
1816
01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:54,497
We've been so looking
forward to your arrival.
1817
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:56,831
How do you feel, Laurie?
1818
01:28:58,233 --> 01:28:59,435
Father said...
1819
01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:02,970
WILL: Yes?
1820
01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:03,971
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1821
01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:09,645
Father said I haven't
been behaving the way
1822
01:29:09,646 --> 01:29:11,879
a girl should be behaving.
1823
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,516
♪ We three wanna
Be something ♪
1824
01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:16,885
LAURA: I want to be better,
Headmaster Baker.
1825
01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:20,738
- I want to be.
- WILL: A good woman?
1826
01:29:20,739 --> 01:29:22,490
Well, you've come
to the right place.
1827
01:29:22,491 --> 01:29:25,927
There are only
a few things that I require.
1828
01:29:25,928 --> 01:29:29,381
♪ We're in it
For the long run ♪
1829
01:29:29,382 --> 01:29:32,834
♪ But boy is it a long one ♪
1830
01:29:32,835 --> 01:29:36,338
TOGETHER: ♪ Temptation,
You're a son of a gun ♪
1831
01:29:36,339 --> 01:29:38,507
♪ Desire with a capital D ♪
1832
01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,244
♪ The carnal
With a capital C ♪
1833
01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:46,582
♪ The capital offenses
Against a feminine ♪
1834
01:29:46,583 --> 01:29:49,050
♪ Sensibility ♪
1835
01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,251
♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪
1836
01:29:50,252 --> 01:29:53,087
♪ You don't put fork
In the toaster slot ♪
1837
01:29:53,088 --> 01:29:55,540
♪ You don't dry
Your hair in the tub ♪
1838
01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:57,992
Laurie, you haven't been
following the rules.
1839
01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,395
TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪
1840
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:01,996
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1841
01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:03,931
You know what we do
with girls like you.
1842
01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:05,367
TOGETHER: ♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1843
01:30:05,368 --> 01:30:07,268
Girls like me?
1844
01:30:07,269 --> 01:30:10,772
TOGETHER: ♪ Wanna bellow
Wanna swear ♪
1845
01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:14,375
♪ Take a pillow
From that sofa over there ♪
1846
01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:17,580
♪ Apply it to the face
And scream real loud ♪
1847
01:30:17,581 --> 01:30:19,814
♪ And get it out ♪
1848
01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,316
What's wrong
with girls like me?
1849
01:30:21,317 --> 01:30:24,787
(SCREAMS)
1850
01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:27,188
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1851
01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:29,541
CHORUS: ♪ The vile
With a capital V ♪
1852
01:30:29,542 --> 01:30:31,894
♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪
1853
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:34,913
♪ Those capital offenses ♪
1854
01:30:34,914 --> 01:30:37,007
♪ Against a feminine ♪
1855
01:30:37,008 --> 01:30:38,687
♪ Sensibility ♪
1856
01:30:38,688 --> 01:30:40,367
♪ Vraiment ♪
1857
01:30:40,368 --> 01:30:42,920
♪ You know to use a mitt
When the oven's hot ♪
1858
01:30:42,921 --> 01:30:45,474
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.
1859
01:30:45,475 --> 01:30:46,741
♪ Yes, yes, you ♪
1860
01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,175
TOGETHER:
♪ So pray tell... ♪
1861
01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,862
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me at all.
1862
01:30:50,863 --> 01:30:53,549
TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪
1863
01:30:53,550 --> 01:30:55,417
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1864
01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,318
I remember...
1865
01:30:57,319 --> 01:30:59,321
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1866
01:31:00,656 --> 01:31:02,657
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1867
01:31:02,658 --> 01:31:04,660
I remember
the first moment we met.
1868
01:31:04,661 --> 01:31:06,595
TOGETHER:
♪ You ♪
1869
01:31:10,365 --> 01:31:11,600
LAURA: I remember I said...
1870
01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:16,671
I said to him.
1871
01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,607
- (CURTAINS CLATTERING)
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1872
01:31:20,442 --> 01:31:22,611
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1873
01:31:30,252 --> 01:31:32,287
DON: That's intermission, everybody.
1874
01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,624
- Laura!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
1875
01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,626
Where is she?
1876
01:31:39,294 --> 01:31:41,329
- (CLATTERS)
- Laura!
1877
01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:43,264
WILL: What's going on?
1878
01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:44,999
Laura?
1879
01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:48,637
Anybody know how she got...
1880
01:31:52,274 --> 01:31:53,508
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1881
01:31:54,643 --> 01:31:56,545
WILL: Everybody back here.
1882
01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:01,415
JACOB: Laura!
1883
01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:03,952
Out, everyone out. Out! Now.
1884
01:32:03,953 --> 01:32:05,486
You.
1885
01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:06,889
JACOB: (YELLING) Get out!
1886
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,196
How long?
1887
01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:19,450
How long have you been
sleeping with Mazie?
1888
01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:22,595
(SQUEALS) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Who cares?
1889
01:32:22,596 --> 01:32:25,741
You're actually talking
about that right now?
1890
01:32:25,742 --> 01:32:27,442
Laura, what are
you doing here?
1891
01:32:27,443 --> 01:32:30,177
Where the fuck is Jackie?
1892
01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:32,013
You're doing
a completely different show
1893
01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,016
than what I've been rehearsing
for the past six weeks.
1894
01:32:34,017 --> 01:32:36,685
(GRUNTS) You are
destroying everything!
1895
01:32:38,854 --> 01:32:40,522
How is this happening?
How is... I can't...
1896
01:32:40,523 --> 01:32:41,690
How is this happening to me?
1897
01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:48,396
Laura. Laura, please tell me.
1898
01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:52,700
What can I do? What can I do
1899
01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:56,338
so that you don't fuck up
my entire life?
1900
01:32:56,339 --> 01:32:58,673
You think
I'm fucking up your life?
1901
01:32:58,674 --> 01:33:01,442
The New York Times is here.
1902
01:33:01,443 --> 01:33:04,211
The New York Times.
1903
01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,481
Jesse Green
is sitting in row J,
1904
01:33:06,482 --> 01:33:08,482
with a fucking legal pad,
1905
01:33:08,483 --> 01:33:10,686
waiting to make me
critics pick!
1906
01:33:13,388 --> 01:33:15,290
- Wow, you're pathetic.
- (JACOB SIGHS)
1907
01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,226
It's opening night.
1908
01:33:19,227 --> 01:33:21,863
This is my opening night!
1909
01:33:21,864 --> 01:33:25,333
I don't give a fuck
about your opening night,
1910
01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:27,869
Jacob. I don't care.
1911
01:33:27,870 --> 01:33:30,404
You are so jealous.
1912
01:33:30,405 --> 01:33:33,457
You've always been
so jealous of me.
1913
01:33:33,458 --> 01:33:35,735
God, you are
so fucking selfish.
1914
01:33:35,736 --> 01:33:38,013
Watch what
you say to me, Jacob.
1915
01:33:38,014 --> 01:33:39,848
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
1916
01:33:39,849 --> 01:33:40,916
Or what?
1917
01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,586
Or what, Laura?
1918
01:33:46,054 --> 01:33:47,054
Or what?
1919
01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:49,090
Or...
1920
01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:50,492
I'll rip...
1921
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,328
your fucking...
1922
01:33:53,329 --> 01:33:54,897
throat...
1923
01:33:54,898 --> 01:33:55,998
out.
1924
01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:01,737
(LIGHT SWITCH THUDS)
1925
01:34:01,738 --> 01:34:05,172
(SILENCE)
1926
01:34:05,173 --> 01:34:07,843
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1927
01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,971
(APPLAUSE FADES)
1928
01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:38,506
I remember.
1929
01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,278
(PIANO PLAYING)
1930
01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:45,881
The first moment we met.
1931
01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:49,517
I remember I said...
1932
01:34:50,853 --> 01:34:54,122
- I said to him.
- (FINGERS SNAPPING)
1933
01:34:54,123 --> 01:34:55,689
♪ Hi ♪
1934
01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,525
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1935
01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:00,528
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1936
01:35:01,997 --> 01:35:03,631
♪ Coffee or tea ♪
1937
01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:07,836
♪ I have Darjeeling
And green ♪
1938
01:35:07,837 --> 01:35:10,471
♪ I have a feeling ♪
1939
01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:12,239
♪ I've seen you before ♪
1940
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:15,409
♪ Those bright eyes
That brown hair ♪
1941
01:35:15,410 --> 01:35:18,580
♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪
1942
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,383
♪ Enchanté ♪
1943
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:25,386
♪ My stranger ♪
1944
01:35:25,387 --> 01:35:27,022
♪ Stay for a while ♪
1945
01:35:27,023 --> 01:35:28,023
(DOOR CLATTERS)
1946
01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:33,144
(FINGERS SNAPPING)
1947
01:35:33,145 --> 01:35:34,996
♪ Hi ♪
1948
01:35:34,997 --> 01:35:37,999
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1949
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,035
♪ You put up your feet ♪
1950
01:35:41,036 --> 01:35:43,871
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
1951
01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:46,874
♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪
1952
01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:49,944
♪ The right way
But please spend ♪
1953
01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:53,681
♪ The night
Maybe we could find out ♪
1954
01:35:53,682 --> 01:35:55,900
♪ And allay any doubt ♪
1955
01:35:55,901 --> 01:35:58,120
♪ This is it ♪
1956
01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,789
♪ Enchanté ♪
1957
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:05,026
♪ My stranger ♪
1958
01:36:05,027 --> 01:36:08,029
♪ Stay for a bit
Stay for a touch ♪
1959
01:36:08,030 --> 01:36:11,232
♪ Say what you feel
Make it too much ♪
1960
01:36:11,233 --> 01:36:14,436
♪ I want this every
Which way ♪
1961
01:36:14,437 --> 01:36:16,437
♪ No need to rush ♪
1962
01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:19,273
♪ Stay for a touch
Stay for a tad ♪
1963
01:36:19,274 --> 01:36:22,109
♪ I wanna have,
Wanna be had ♪
1964
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,780
♪ I've been too good
For too long ♪
1965
01:36:25,781 --> 01:36:28,750
♪ Time to be bad ♪
1966
01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:31,318
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
- (FLESH SQUELCHES)
1967
01:36:31,319 --> 01:36:32,921
♪ 'Cause this
Rip roaring heart's ♪
1968
01:36:32,922 --> 01:36:35,556
♪ Growing stronger ♪
1969
01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:40,262
♪ This rip roaring heart
Won't hold back any longer ♪
1970
01:36:41,063 --> 01:36:43,147
Did I take that too far?
1971
01:36:43,148 --> 01:36:45,233
♪ No longer ♪
1972
01:36:45,234 --> 01:36:46,334
Monster...
1973
01:36:48,503 --> 01:36:49,636
♪ Hi ♪
1974
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:52,307
♪ Hello, give me your all ♪
1975
01:36:53,508 --> 01:36:56,143
♪ Set me aflame ♪
1976
01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:58,645
♪ Tear down the wall ♪
1977
01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,615
♪ Beautiful fate
Knew the score ♪
1978
01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:03,518
♪ Right when you
Bust through ♪
1979
01:37:03,519 --> 01:37:05,187
(SOBS) You're here.
1980
01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:08,089
Hey, stranger.
1981
01:37:08,090 --> 01:37:10,925
♪ Go back to before ♪
1982
01:37:10,926 --> 01:37:14,329
(SOBBING) I thought
I'd lost you forever.
1983
01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:17,231
Lose me?
1984
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,733
No.
1985
01:37:19,734 --> 01:37:21,269
You could
never lose me, Laura.
1986
01:37:23,771 --> 01:37:25,506
I'm your monster.
1987
01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:28,877
♪ My stranger ♪
1988
01:37:30,645 --> 01:37:35,683
♪ Sweet stranger ♪
1989
01:37:36,651 --> 01:37:42,024
♪ My stranger ♪
1990
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,029
♪ Lovely to meet you ♪
1991
01:37:47,662 --> 01:37:48,830
(EXHALES)
1992
01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,499
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1993
01:37:52,434 --> 01:37:54,036
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
1994
01:37:56,538 --> 01:37:57,705
Is this a part of the show?
1995
01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,092
I don't know,
but I'm so into it.
1996
01:38:02,093 --> 01:38:04,812
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING)
1997
01:38:04,813 --> 01:38:06,147
(RULER CLATTERS)
1998
01:38:06,148 --> 01:38:08,516
(SHOUTING, CLAMORING
CONTINUES)
1999
01:38:08,517 --> 01:38:12,254
(PIANO PLAYING )
2000
01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,867
(MONSTER GROWLS)
2001
01:38:26,868 --> 01:38:27,669
(upbeat music)
♪ Off with your head
2002
01:38:27,670 --> 01:38:28,669
♪ Off with your head
2003
01:38:29,504 --> 01:38:30,939
♪ Off with your head
2004
01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:31,705
♪ Off, off
2005
01:38:31,706 --> 01:38:33,657
♪ Off with your head
2006
01:38:33,658 --> 01:38:35,609
♪ Play dead bitch
2007
01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:36,611
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2008
01:38:36,612 --> 01:38:41,049
♪ Off with your head
2009
01:38:41,050 --> 01:38:41,882
♪ Off, off
2010
01:38:41,883 --> 01:38:43,851
♪ Off with your head
2011
01:38:43,852 --> 01:38:45,819
♪ Play dead bitch
2012
01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:47,622
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2013
01:38:47,623 --> 01:38:48,555
♪ Don't get it confused
2014
01:38:48,556 --> 01:38:49,791
♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody
2015
01:38:49,792 --> 01:38:50,958
♪ I cut many bodies
2016
01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:52,459
♪ Chop 'em like I know karate
2017
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,728
♪ I been known to
check a bitch ♪
2018
01:38:53,729 --> 01:38:55,129
♪ Who been known to doubt me
2019
01:38:55,130 --> 01:38:56,547
♪ Can't name the top five
2020
01:38:56,548 --> 01:38:57,966
♪ Without talkin' bout me
2021
01:38:57,967 --> 01:38:58,832
♪ Take a shot, sir
2022
01:38:58,833 --> 01:39:00,200
♪ I don't mean paparazzi
2023
01:39:00,201 --> 01:39:01,585
♪ Suicidal doors, yeah
2024
01:39:01,586 --> 01:39:02,728
♪ On my whips, kamikaze
2025
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:03,871
♪ Pullin' out the lobby
2026
01:39:03,872 --> 01:39:04,705
♪ Just to kill
2027
01:39:04,706 --> 01:39:05,507
♪ That's my only hobby
2028
01:39:05,508 --> 01:39:06,807
♪ If you a wave
2029
01:39:06,808 --> 01:39:08,209
♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami
2030
01:39:08,210 --> 01:39:10,145
♪ One time for the
bitches in the back ♪
2031
01:39:10,146 --> 01:39:11,512
♪ Yeah
2032
01:39:11,513 --> 01:39:12,547
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪
2033
01:39:12,548 --> 01:39:14,215
♪ Yeah
2034
01:39:14,216 --> 01:39:15,083
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪
2035
01:39:15,084 --> 01:39:16,150
♪ Yeah
2036
01:39:16,151 --> 01:39:17,418
♪ Got a way with words, baby
2037
01:39:17,419 --> 01:39:18,685
♪ I can give you that
♪ But
2038
01:39:18,686 --> 01:39:20,971
♪ Who else comin'
with a drip like this ♪
2039
01:39:20,972 --> 01:39:22,931
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪
2040
01:39:22,932 --> 01:39:24,892
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪
2041
01:39:24,893 --> 01:39:25,892
♪ Get a grip
2042
01:39:25,893 --> 01:39:26,977
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life
2043
01:39:26,978 --> 01:39:28,063
♪ And this the thanks I get
2044
01:39:28,064 --> 01:39:29,396
♪ Youuuu
2045
01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:30,397
♪ Think that you know
2046
01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:31,698
♪ But don't stand too close
2047
01:39:31,699 --> 01:39:33,735
♪ 'Cause I might explode
♪ Ah, ah
2048
01:39:33,736 --> 01:39:34,535
♪ Youuuu
2049
01:39:34,536 --> 01:39:35,719
♪ Must be confused
2050
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,903
♪ You wanna play games
2051
01:39:36,904 --> 01:39:39,073
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha
2052
01:39:39,074 --> 01:39:41,709
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪
2053
01:39:41,710 --> 01:39:43,177
♪ If you cross me
2054
01:39:43,178 --> 01:39:45,247
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu
2055
01:39:45,248 --> 01:39:46,180
♪ Yes, you
2056
01:39:46,181 --> 01:39:47,181
♪ Keep pushing your luck
2057
01:39:47,182 --> 01:39:48,183
♪ And you can find out
2058
01:39:48,184 --> 01:39:50,869
♪ Real soon, boo
2059
01:39:50,870 --> 01:39:53,555
♪ Off with your head
2060
01:39:53,556 --> 01:39:54,388
♪ Off, off
2061
01:39:54,389 --> 01:39:56,173
♪ Off with your head
2062
01:39:56,174 --> 01:39:57,958
♪ Play dead bitch
2063
01:39:57,959 --> 01:39:59,194
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2064
01:39:59,195 --> 01:40:03,898
♪ Off with your head
2065
01:40:03,899 --> 01:40:04,731
♪ Off, off
2066
01:40:04,732 --> 01:40:06,683
♪ Off with your head
2067
01:40:06,684 --> 01:40:08,635
♪ Play dead bitch
2068
01:40:08,636 --> 01:40:09,937
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2069
01:40:09,938 --> 01:40:10,937
♪ Use the plot
2070
01:40:10,938 --> 01:40:12,306
♪ And it's your last mistake
2071
01:40:12,307 --> 01:40:13,575
♪ You'll be modeling
cement boots ♪
2072
01:40:13,576 --> 01:40:14,775
♪ Bottom of a lake
2073
01:40:14,776 --> 01:40:15,977
♪ You know I be fresh to death
2074
01:40:15,978 --> 01:40:17,411
♪ Like every damn wake
2075
01:40:17,412 --> 01:40:18,712
♪ See me bust down the roley
2076
01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:20,247
♪ Put some diamonds
in your face ♪
2077
01:40:20,248 --> 01:40:22,284
♪ And this 24 karat chain
still heavy weight ♪
2078
01:40:22,285 --> 01:40:23,651
♪ Walked it up the roadway
2079
01:40:23,652 --> 01:40:25,419
♪ You already late
2080
01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:27,289
♪ No my number be the same
in every single state ♪
2081
01:40:27,290 --> 01:40:28,789
♪ It's 911
2082
01:40:28,790 --> 01:40:30,257
♪ Catch me burnin'
up the place ♪
2083
01:40:30,258 --> 01:40:32,227
♪ So, say it loud for
the bitches in the back ♪
2084
01:40:32,228 --> 01:40:33,594
♪ Yeah
2085
01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:34,829
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪
2086
01:40:34,830 --> 01:40:36,230
♪ Yeah
2087
01:40:36,231 --> 01:40:37,599
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪
2088
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:38,765
♪ Yeah
2089
01:40:38,766 --> 01:40:40,000
♪ Got a way words, baby
2090
01:40:40,001 --> 01:40:41,235
♪ I can give you that
2091
01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:43,504
♪ Who else comin' with
a drip like this ♪
2092
01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:45,506
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪
2093
01:40:45,507 --> 01:40:47,509
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪
2094
01:40:47,510 --> 01:40:48,742
♪ Get a grip
2095
01:40:48,743 --> 01:40:49,743
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life
2096
01:40:49,744 --> 01:40:50,745
♪ And this the thanks I get
2097
01:40:50,746 --> 01:40:51,912
♪ Youuuu
2098
01:40:51,913 --> 01:40:52,913
♪ Think that you know
2099
01:40:52,914 --> 01:40:54,281
♪ But don't stand too close
2100
01:40:54,282 --> 01:40:55,650
♪ Cause I might explode
2101
01:40:55,651 --> 01:40:56,617
♪ Ah, ah
2102
01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:57,584
♪ Youuuu
2103
01:40:57,585 --> 01:40:58,485
♪ Much be confused
2104
01:40:58,486 --> 01:40:59,853
♪ You wanna plays games
2105
01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,189
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha
2106
01:41:02,190 --> 01:41:04,526
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪
2107
01:41:04,527 --> 01:41:06,093
♪ If you cross me
2108
01:41:06,094 --> 01:41:07,862
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu
2109
01:41:07,863 --> 01:41:08,795
♪ Yes, you
2110
01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:09,796
♪ Keep pushing your luck
2111
01:41:09,797 --> 01:41:10,798
♪ And you can find out
2112
01:41:10,799 --> 01:41:13,584
♪ Real soon, boo
2113
01:41:13,585 --> 01:41:16,371
♪ Off with your head
2114
01:41:16,372 --> 01:41:17,271
♪ Off, off
2115
01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:19,073
♪ Off with your head
2116
01:41:19,074 --> 01:41:20,874
♪ Play dead bitch
2117
01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,177
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2118
01:41:22,178 --> 01:41:26,614
♪ Off with your head
2119
01:41:26,615 --> 01:41:27,614
♪ Off, off
2120
01:41:27,615 --> 01:41:29,316
♪ Off with your head
2121
01:41:29,317 --> 01:41:31,017
♪ Play dead bitch
2122
01:41:31,018 --> 01:41:35,272
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2123
01:41:35,273 --> 01:41:39,527
(doo-wop music)
♪ Oooh, oooh
2124
01:41:39,528 --> 01:41:41,529
♪ Oooooh
2125
01:41:41,530 --> 01:41:43,530
♪ Waaa
2126
01:41:43,531 --> 01:41:47,734
♪ Oooh, oooh
2127
01:41:47,735 --> 01:41:51,939
♪ Oooooooh, waaa
2128
01:41:53,007 --> 01:41:55,409
♪ We broke up just a week ago
2129
01:41:55,410 --> 01:41:57,812
♪ How my heart is breaking
2130
01:41:57,813 --> 01:42:00,514
♪ He'll never know
2131
01:42:00,515 --> 01:42:02,766
♪ Each night I cry
myself to sleep ♪
2132
01:42:02,767 --> 01:42:05,019
♪ I count my tears
and scattered sheep ♪
2133
01:42:05,020 --> 01:42:09,290
♪ I'll never stop loving you
2134
01:42:09,291 --> 01:42:13,561
♪ But now I know what to do
2135
01:42:13,562 --> 01:42:18,265
♪ I'll light a candle
2136
01:42:18,266 --> 01:42:22,970
♪ And hope you'll see me
2137
01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:27,409
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪
2138
01:42:27,410 --> 01:42:32,280
♪ And come back to me
2139
01:42:33,114 --> 01:42:36,850
♪ Oooh, waaa
2140
01:42:36,851 --> 01:42:40,588
(doo-wop music)
2141
01:42:44,792 --> 01:42:49,446
♪ I'll light a candle
2142
01:42:49,447 --> 01:42:54,101
♪ I'll say a prayer
2143
01:42:55,270 --> 01:42:56,438
♪ It's one thing
that cheers me ♪
2144
01:42:56,439 --> 01:42:59,441
♪ I know someone hears me
2145
01:42:59,442 --> 01:43:03,877
♪ Way up there
2146
01:43:03,878 --> 01:43:08,549
♪ I'll light a candle
2147
01:43:08,550 --> 01:43:13,221
♪ And hope you'll see me
2148
01:43:14,422 --> 01:43:17,991
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪
2149
01:43:17,992 --> 01:43:22,830
♪ And darling, please
come back to me ♪
2150
01:43:26,167 --> 01:43:28,035
♪ Ohhh